Breaking: CFO of Freddie Mac Commits Suicide

14 Responses to Breaking: CFO of Freddie Mac Commits Suicide

1. Fred, RTP, NC | April 23, 2009 at 9:49 am |

   Im sure no one is dumb enough to believe he committed sepuku. He was probably ready to spill the beans and bring down the govt. What ever the US Govt goes on record with, the opposite is true. Probably had some black ops crew whack him.
   No doubt he was a criminal but he deserved life in prison

2. George | April 22, 2009 at 8:56 pm |

   Have been stocking up on marinade and bbq sauce for next year when we go cannibalistic. I hear we all taste like pork, thus the expression greedy as a pig or hunting long pork or something like that.. Seems Mr. Kellerman hung himself first and then shot himself twice to the back of the head with his hands tied behind his back.

3. Max Power | April 22, 2009 at 5:50 pm |

   Kellerman it seemed lived in Vienna, VA.

   Austria (often confused with Australia in English spelling) is a lesser offshore banking entity.

   When you consider the losses in the EU offshore sector due to the US triggered Finsec crisis, it is amazing that most important US Finsec CEOs (and their entire families) have not already been liquidated.

   The Russian “Nouveau Riche”  could fix the global finsec crisis in the above way — if the global markets would just stabilize long enough for them to do so … but no I am not saying that they are involved in this case mentioned here.
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4. Mr Supergeek | April 22, 2009 at 5:28 pm |

   Bankers jumping off buildings after the wall street crash of ’29′ is accepted as being an urban myth.
   The penny press in england reported that pedestrians had to pick through the dead bodies of financiers after the crash. 
   Suicides were down that year compared to the previous year when the stock market peaked. The most common methods of suicide after black thursday were hanging. shooting and domestic gassing.

5. freelearner | April 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm |

   “A neighbor tells WTOP a security guard was
   posted – apparently as a precaution – outside the Kellermann home for
   “a few days” earlier this month…”Maybe he ‘hung himself’ (wink wink) with his bathrobe belt, like that Rothschild in the Paris hotel some years back.

6. richard | April 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm |

   now just one minute here…I know I just viewed the short video: JUMP YOU F**KERS….where did it go???

7. Don (Joe bag O chickens) | April 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm |

   The “27 times” in the head bit was just a joke. I have not read any “official” report. It would be pure irony if that is what the report said.
   Higher rates of suicide makes sense when you consider how materialistic Westerners have become. Once the “materials” are gone and people realize they have lost their identities along with the goods they will be lost, a hopeless void will open up and then they might go to the extreme (suicide)  if the doctors can’t jump in and sell them some pharmaceutics to prolong their misery until they realize they have an addiction to pharma pills and either seek recovery or they finally due themselves in.

8. Danny | April 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm |

   i remember hearing stories of the wall street crash in ’29. weren’t bankers jumping out windows to their deaths?  and the german banker who ‘jumped’ in front of the train last year. With these similarities, in human behaviour, isn’t it reasonable to conclude we’re going to have a total breakdown in society as in the past. 

   its like an mathematical equation- or long division- a remainder of homelessness and suffering.

9. stacyherbert | April 22, 2009 at 10:18 am |

   @sam – the reports are that he was found hanged

10. Sam | April 22, 2009 at 9:59 am |

    It looks he was an ace shot if he can shoot himself 27 times in the head…What a fantasy! No one will believe this BS.

    Another dead body to pile on the foundation of the New World Order.

11. Ah.Nix | April 22, 2009 at 9:20 am |

    The CFO who knew too much.

12. Don (Joe bag O chickens) | April 22, 2009 at 8:08 am |

    Joe Bag O Chickens
    The Daily Crimes

    Police report that Mr. Kellermann was found to have shot himself in the head 27 times, in this, what police are calling “a remarkable suicide”…

13. Veritas | April 22, 2009 at 7:45 am |

    Was Keller found dead in the cellar? (Keller is German for cellar, har…)

    I’d be guessing he was “suicided”, like the DC Madam was. He knew too much. And somehow he wasn’t in the “in” crowd enough so he was expendable, and sure enough they expended him.

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14. Danny | April 22, 2009 at 6:25 am |

    In the words of max keiser…

    “OH OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”