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Rick Ackerman-
- Karl Denninger – Market Ticker
- The Big Picture
- Mish
- David Morgan
- King World News
- SmartKnowledge
- GoldCore
fiat money and the french revolution
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Turning Japanese – Incubus
Sir …can I have some more?
“Have mercy on my people”
I’ll lick your pruney sack if you loan me some money.
“oops, excuse me, i dropped a quarter. I better pick it up while its still worth something.”
Oops!.. You have dropped the “Yen”. Let me carry-trade with my $.
‘ Don’t shake hands with him, dear, you’ll only encourage more begging’
The WInner is –> @Rian Orr …
‘ Don’t shake hands with him, dear, you’ll only encourage more begging’
Nice one !
look! im getting bald already
pull my finger?
おならした！
holy sheisters @mother earth, what timing!
I just recently watched the John Adams HBO series . . . Obama’s bow is in no way as painful to look at as was Paul Giamatti’s (John Adams) before King George the 3rd.
Done deal, Hawaii sold to Japan.
“I am Showing my Financial Black Hole to the World”
“See how my hair is turned Grey HELP ME PLEASE”
We are your slaves!
He followed it up with 6 mini-bows?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/15/obama-bows-in-japan-to-em_n_358222.html
I wonder if that was just to fill time b/c they don’t know what one another is saying? It looks like he bowed until they decided to invite him inside!
Now State takes over bankers’ contracts
Bankers who are paid “unjustifiable” multi-million-pound bonuses face having their contracts ripped up and their banks fined, under new legislation to be unveiled this week
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… The bill will give the Financial Services Authority (FSA) the power to cancel bankers’ contracts to prevent them receiving payments that it believes would cause instability in the financial system.
The FSA could stop bankers receiving bonuses that it believes are too high, or cancel remuneration packages that it thinks reward undue risk-taking.
In another planned law, customers will get new powers to join forces and take banks to court over “rip-off” charges.
They will be able to mount US-style “class actions” to force banks to pay damages more quickly – potentially to hundreds of thousands of customers at the same time.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/6570841/Now-State-takes-over-bankers-contracts.html
Here is a brief synopsis of what Ron had to say:
Daily Bell: Why are you so down on conventional politics?
Holland: The trend for my entire lifetime has been for government to get bigger and bossier and for the politicians to get bolder and more dishonest. Expecting things to be different next time with any establishment candidate is crazy. It’s like getting married and divorced every four years, every time marrying a spouse with big debts, no assets and no job and then having 50% of your future earnings stolen in the divorce. And somehow thinking it will be different next time.
The sad truth is that, regardless of the rhetoric,
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http://www.thedailybell.com/index.asp
Deek Jackson on the 2012 Film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-2iFZLU5mY&feature=sub
“Remember we capitulated, and you still dropped those 2 a-bombs? payback is a bitch…. now who’s your daddy bow to me”
on a footnote wondering whether the media going to debate all day if he bowed or not like last time; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY but i guess he is just looking for where all that money went “nope not here either”
How low can you go!
side track … has anyone seen this?
http://touchreviews.net/index.php/bailout-wars-iphone-game-review/
Sorry if its already been posted. Looks like a fun game for the iphone that everyone here can enjoy. Anyone here played it?
PLEASE SIR TAKE SOME CHEAP DOLLARS THERE IDEAL FOR ORIGAMI
@Josh Fulton … DOJ subpoenas popular news site for visitors’ ip addresses, emails, credit card info and more:
(From an older thread )
Does anyone know what the latest status is on Vreeland ?
Is that the Department of Jokers .. or what does DOJ mean ?
“I come from a country of debt slaves. Whip me Lord.”
Don’t dump those US T-bonds, PLEEZE.
“Bow down before the one you serve, you’re gonna get what you deserve.”
Please, we need the pint-size man to give SUV size loan.
GOLD – faking with Tungsten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvRqEXWRRD8&feature=sub
So, tungsten filled fake bars. is this a feasible proposition?
Well, yes, it is. I’m not suggesting that the fund is party to a fraud, but I can say with some certainty that gold bars could
be filled with a Tungsten-based poduct to mimic the properties of a real gold bar.
It wouldn’t be easy, but here’s how it could be done:
The difficulty in faking gold is in finding substances that are more dense than gold. Methods for checking gold generally include the measurement of density, as almost everything is less dense than gold. Most things that are denser than gold are also more expensive than gold. Many years ago, platinum was cheaper than gold It is also more dense, and so forgers used platinum.
However, platinum, is now much more expensive than gold, so you don’t see forgers using this technique any longer.
Modern forgers, it is alleged, are using tungsten instead, by covering a granulated tungsten core with a coating of real gold.
hello…, about this topic and the latest Truth about markets; could there be anything like the Yamashita gold be related to this, possibly?
ps, the link to the Thunder road report. Interesting reading
http://economicedge.blogspot.com/2009/10/paul-mylchreest-thunder-road-report.html
phill
I saw 2012 together with my son (certainly based on the patrick geryl story..), it gave me an head pain!
“I’m Barack Obama. I’m ruining the world.”
@Sherbert; Wow that makes the Saudi royalty, the Queen of England and now the Japanese Emperor/Emperoress…where is this all going?? Can it be he is not a natural born US citizen after all??
@warburg sidney … certainly based on the patrick geryl story..
Interesting, as Geryl claims to have had no port in advising the film makers.
Maybe they simply read his articles ?
Oh .. and maybe Geryl has the copyright on this as well ?
” My Backs Broken From Screwing the Economy
I had to out do Bush’s Team”
I can haz shrimpburger?
“While you’re down there”
This proves Obama is NIPPON-GIN!
BANZAI!
will bow for cash
“Yes, my son, taoist medicine may be able to cure you.”
but seriously folks, this clown sets an example for u.s. subservience.
UNCLE TOM NEEDS YOU!
Obama is a kiss ass
“Sorry I’m not bowing this is just how I stand now after all those bailouts”
Obama: See my tattoo..
Emporer: yes, it say “GS forever”
Sachs or Soros
“A soh! Now I see it Mr. Obama, 666 “
“yes im broke, now whip it out and lets get this over with”
or
” sir, is she gonna watch!!”
Does Obama’s stance indicate that we are returning to an age of royal rule, feudalism, and that the US is no longer a sovereign interest?
Obama snubs other politicos but grovels before the Royals.
@Francis S
It indicates the days of US posturing are over, message to the rest of us certainly….You may have hit the nail on the head.
It’s like the Bali Puppet Theatre:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_play
Emporer: It say “Use by November 2012″
Centuries old tradition and the worship of the Royal Family as Gods: Asia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vezWaMh3M0&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_stronger_r2-HM
Remember the divine right to rule was the objection that brought the enlightenment?
http://www.wsu.edu/~dee/GLOSSARY/DIVRIGHT.HTM
@ Snoot
Remember the divine right to rule was the objection that brought the enlightenment?
I’m not religious but even I know this is Rule # one:
Do not have any other gods before me.
God does not walk on this planet.
“Nice shoes. Are they size 4?”
@SKlein:
EEESH. I wasn’t saying I believed in it!
Did you read how Aquinus dealt with the dichotomy between ‘no gods before me’ and ‘obey my authority’? Two cities on a hill?
“Thus, the two cities came to be known as the cities of seven hills with seven central points in each of the two cities.”
http://www.sultanahmet1.com/the-history-and-mystery-behind-the-seven-hills-of-istanbul-2/
The framing of the medieval mind relied upon the assumption that the kings ruled, or were worshipped, according to divine right.
The ptb are leading the sheep into the same pen. Only the authority of the church will be a part of the state’s authority, no separation, this time.
“I’ll be darn. It IS Swiss made.”
“Your grip! Your grip! Please, Mr. Emprorer… I give… You’re a God. You’re a God!”
@SKlein:
The church today is still deriving its authority from the same principals that Aquinus promoted as divine. They use Romans 13 as a reference for their sheepish stance.
http://www.pofci.org/romans13.htm
“At that time Christian theology was in great conflict with Greek philosophers, and Aquinas arose as the most competent thinker to address the interface between faith and reason.”
http://www.theresurgence.com/saint_thomas_aquinas
It’s a racket.
“Oh yes, Mr. Obama. I learned phrenology online. But I cannot say if you will be a God or not. There are secrets too big to reveal.”
“The Bible has established that lawful force to exercise authority, up to and including deadly force is acceptable.
In Romans 13:4 God’s word says that the government is a minister, a helper to those who do what is good. But to those that would do evil, they should be afraid; because the government does not bear the sword for nothing.
In the time that the book of Romans was written the sword was carried by the Roman soldiers. The Roman soldier was charged with protecting the citizens of Rome, and upholding the laws of Rome. In many ways the Roman soldier was the equivalent of the modern day law enforcement officer.
The Roman soldiers were given the authority by the Roman government to use force, including the sword which represented deadly force in order to exert the Roman government’s authority over those that lived within the control of Rome.
Based on the Biblical example of Romans 13, the modern law enforcement officer may also use force in order to protect those that do good, and to exert the governments authority over those who would do evil. This force can include the use of a gun which represents the modern sword. However in order to be in compliance to Romans 13:1 the force used by the law enforcement officer must be within the constraints of the authority given the law enforcement officer by the officers governing authority.”
GAG. The Church has an excuse for complacent lethargy?! The government promotes the welfare of the criminal cartel. Holy water doesn’t change reality.
“How’s that? Are we all in the picture? You got my new shoes?”
Proposed caption
“Uh oh, now I’m really stuck. They promised a teleprompter screen would open on the floor. How do you say, ‘please keep loaning US money’ in Japanese?…Korean,…uhh Chinese, where the hell am I !?”
“Payback is a bitch! Is it not, Mr. Obama?”
Emporer: “最初の雑種の大統領”
@Y’all
You think that’s bad wait till you see what the chinese have got waiting for him!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygkwv53
Oh lookie, it’s Godzilla. “I am here to start the meltdown of your currency” …
Be careful, he has changed his appearance again.
Remember his martial arts skills,… when he killed
the fly.
King of the fire Monsters
Monster of the debt.
We will use the mind controlling powers of the Xilians to take over the people of the earth!
“I love this restaurant, they make you feel so welcome.”
“Hirohito! I am hold him! Take him from rear now!”
@Y’all
A picture taken a little while later in the emperors games room!!!
http://tinyurl.com/yeeumut
“After a test ride on the new Honda sphincter controlled US-X. President Obama is greeted by the Emperor.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCSQPnGkt78
Please buy our bonds.
Obama:
‘On Wall Street they say ‘Jump’, and I say ‘How high’,
‘In Japan you say ‘Bend over’, and I say ‘How far’.
Your majesty, there’s dog poop on your shoes. Here, let me get that.
1. Obama -” Remember to bow first then shake hands…repeats to himself”
2. “Shake hands then bow or is it bow and then shake hands. I can never get them straight.”
3. “I thought this room was bigger.”
4. Hiroito “You must kneel before Zod.”
NOW ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Good Obama! Good! Now roll over! Play dead!
Mr. Obama! Please stop bowing before every Japanese you meet. I am just your doorman. Your meeting with emperor not until tomorrow!
Yes, Mr. Obama, it is settled. You will pay me $1,000,000 for one night with my wife.
1 > Here is a C_note, am I going bald on top?
2 > Yep! that is a fake Rolex? and I know fake.
3> And your wife enjoys to watch, OK, come closer!
4> We have made the M, now your wife makes the E, Get it, It spells ME. Get it.
“Last of Kamikaze”
Obama must bow to Japan. Japan has destroyed itself to buy US bonds. Theyare the economic kamikaze. The Bible limits civil government to half a shekel of silver from every 20 year old male once a year. This is easy for a poor man to pay and limits civil authority. This “tax” is to go to a Just court system. There is no need for kings, ceasars, …. The eccesiastical church is also very limited by the bible to 10% of the 10% tithe. That is 1%! This is debated but I can’t see why you would want to give them any more power than 1%. 9% of the tithe is to be decided and contributed by each household towards hospitals, schools, research, …. The purpose of Christianity is self government under God’s law in the regeneration of the entire creation, the renewal of all things. It is not to aide evil.
@Chalcie:
Well said.
Can you be the leader?
It certainly looks like – America 1776-2008 RIP.
I guess the trips abroad are just to finalise who gets which states when the final collapse comes. Must be imminent. I hope Europe get’s the east coast.
I was a japanese language major. OMG! that is a huge “no-no”.
Such a deep bow is only used for store greeters and grovelers.
Deep bowing like that is horrendously bad. Its really bad.
A normal bow is like 15-20 degrees, or even a “head-nod”
For those of you who have never studied the japanese culture, this is bad.
really bad.
I agree with “Can’t remember my name”…this bowing to the King of Japan represents the end of something signifigant. Mr. Obama did something that his cousin George Bush would never do. Maybe he’s a nicer guy. I am not mad at him for it a part of me feels sorry for him…even though I am aware of the death and destruction his administration has wrought…As my favorite singer/songwriter Van Morrison says. “how can we not be attached after all we’re only human”…human all too human.
“Is this good enough? Or do I need to get down on my knees?”
“More Black Rain anyone?”
Oh. uh, anybody seen my contact? You from Misuzu Taxi? Man, I thought the Geisha’s were younger….driver, take me to the nearest ochahya and step on it….
Bring me the head of Alan Mulally.
連邦政府軍のご協力により、君達の基地は、全てCATSがいただいた。
“I didn’t even see that groin-kick coming Emperor-San!!!”
“uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…..”
He does us all a great disservice with his overly foppish adherence to protocols unbefitting a U.S. President. I seem to recall a similar occurrence involving the Saudi King. Where are his hapless advisers?
“I am bowing this low so you can be facing my head instead of the zipper on my trousers”
the birthers must be correct…no American would ever consider it necessary or appropriate to bow to the “Divine One[s]“….impossible.
My apologies to Douglass MacArthur.
“Impeachable Offense”
It seems we were wrong. He’s not put there by goldman sucks, he is Akihito’s lacky. The Japanese have taken their revenge, they now control the US.
We surrender
~Yes, Obama-san, Fu-bird got you on head…but Confucius say, “If Fu shits, wear it.”
I cant stand straight or your wife will see my boner
here’s a russian professor’s idea of how it will break down; check out the map at the middle of the page
http://www.prisonplanet.com/russian-professor-collapse-of-america-could-begin-in-two-months.html
Oh, Bow ma!
@ Rian Orr
‘ Don’t shake hands with him, dear, you’ll only encourage more begging’
I rate this one is the best
@ Stacecy & Max huh ?
i tried to make my Grey cells work but could’nt come up with something better.
than this ie
Your shoe is untied
opps…that was my cuflink…where did it go?
President Obama closely inspecting the Japanese Emperor’s self-levitating technology.
“She says she thinks you hab lilly big penis!”
I`m afraid that`s not an official title, Your Majesty, but I`ll see what I can do. And it`s “Gaga.”
Akihito: Huh? I dunno, I’m not psychic, man. I’m just saying it would probably be better for everybody if you had the money tomorrow.
“PFFFFFFFt……..uh, excuse me…….”
I doubt they’ll accept that as an apology of dropping the atomic bomb on two of their cities.
Shame, shame, shame.
Uh, tight abs.
No-the sushi was wonderful, really..uuuurgh
@snoot
no need for a “leader” just “just” courts.
same old soft shoe song and dance of “Gettin’ down with the debt.”
“I will gladly show you the first penis.”
or
Obama : “Before we discuss anything actually newsworthy, let me bow to give Americans what they think is news’
or
Waaaaassssaaaaaaaabi
Obama: Damn! I paid good money for that shoe shine.
See, no bald spot.
I am used to this position around the illuminati, Uh, your illuminate right? Ahsoh!
@max&stacy
are you going to pick out your top ten favorites?
@gb – ooooh, lots of good ones; this one from @DougMyers about a teleprompter on the floor especially cracked me up!
“Uh oh, now I’m really stuck. They promised a teleprompter screen would open on the floor. How do you say, ‘please keep loaning US money’ in Japanese?…Korean,…uhh Chinese, where the hell am I !?”
Mr Miyagi what do i do 20 % unemployment GS calling the shots , Troops in Afganistan are loosing hope i am being called the teleprompter president, I wanna Invade Iran but i dont know how to do that without raising Eyebrows, Iran and most of the internet world is getting aware of US covert ops i dont have the choice of a flase flag operation,my flu vaccination stunt got caught what do i do.”
“Obamasun Do the Right thing, first upgrade your Security at the White house enter the Bunker proof room hide under the table for a year, and annouce “Executive order to Audit the Fed and Abolish there after hold another Enquiry into 9/11,.indict GS for insider trading etc etc…………..
wishfull thinking
You’re our only hope Obe one.
@DougMyers about a teleprompter on the floor especially cracked me up!
niceone TOO funny RODFL
i think so too it has kicked of “dont shake hands with him hun u’ll encourage more begging” of the top spot for me too
“I’m not bowing your Imperial Majesty, Due to my height I’m just leaning forward so I can shake your hand.”
Please send more of your childrens money. My Children ran out. You can have Texas too.
The emperor thought it most amusing as he fell for Obama’s old “pull my finger” then fart! routine.
@stacy
i really liked rich’s
‘On Wall Street they say ‘Jump’, and I say ‘How high’,
‘In Japan you say ‘Bend over’, and I say ‘How far’.
so..who won this contest?
other really good ones
ray
Please send more of your childrens money. My Children ran out. You can have Texas too.
doom and bloom
Sir …can I have some more?
and of course will bow for cash
Obama : “I loved you in Karate Kid”
Emperor : “I loved you in Space Jam”
I know the dollar is down there some were.
“See, If I bend over, we are the same height!!!!”
“Hold On, I can fart way louder!”
Obama: I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
“Pull my finger”
Lower!
“Your new shoe shine boy reporting for service, master”
Headline.
‘Hi Domo, I Have never Done Business Internationally Before; Would You Like to Buy a Car with a Steering Wheel on the Left Side?’
Forget America, in Japan a deeper bow to another denotes you are an underling…anyone that has done business there knows that…mk
A rittle rower………….rower………..rower………ah, that’s it. Pay close attention honey. He sure knows how to use them soup-coolers. Did you learn this technique in prison Mr. O, or did you get a lot of practice on me’shall’s mule?
FYI: I lived in Japan for ten years and worked for a variety of companies. I’ve been in situations from family birthday parties to talking to managers at Toyota’s headquarters.
Culturally, when you bow you would think that a deeper bow means showing more respect to the other person. But no matter how hard you try, most Japanese will politely tell you, don’t bother.
Even if you’re the President of the United States, it still looks really dorky. So just slightly bow, shake hands. And then go to dinner.
Why is wasabi such an effective weapon at the dinner table? Because it shuts up the Foreigner from Hell who just can’t take the hint to shut up.
bHo says “I FOUND IT!!!! There it is… the value of the USD.”
Pull my finger…………………..
Bend over bitch!!!
Obama Bows to Saudi King
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcfLoylt12k
I would kiss his feet and lick her soles! you scum Amelikanz!
US Embassy in Japan Refuses to Pay Its Rent – For 9 Years
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=61124
2 trillion yen of Japanese tax money used to upgrade U.S. military facilities in Japan
http://www.japan-press.co.jp/2009/2627/usf.html
http://www.ipb.org/i/pdf-files/Japan_Low_Military_Spending_Underscores_Dependence_on_US.pdf
Glad we stopped paying for this shit…
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/dy/national/20091107TDY04303.htm
Oops, my contact lens fell out. Hang on a second, your excellency.