What up with that?

Dustin

Nov 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm

I cant stand straight or your wife will see my boner

white hunter

Nov 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm

here’s a russian professor’s idea of how it will break down; check out the map at the middle of the page

http://www.prisonplanet.com/russian-professor-collapse-of-america-could-begin-in-two-months.html

Noon.

Nov 15, 2009 at 5:36 pm

Oh, Bow ma!

Bonn

Nov 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm

@ Rian Orr
‘ Don’t shake hands with him, dear, you’ll only encourage more begging’
I rate this one is the best
@ Stacecy & Max huh ?
i tried to make my Grey cells work but could’nt come up with something better.

Bonn

Nov 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm

than this ie

dannis

Nov 15, 2009 at 6:39 pm

Your shoe is untied

patricia lawlor

Nov 15, 2009 at 7:38 pm

opps…that was my cuflink…where did it go?

CMC

Nov 15, 2009 at 8:04 pm

President Obama closely inspecting the Japanese Emperor’s self-levitating technology.

Scott from Oregon

Nov 15, 2009 at 8:38 pm

“She says she thinks you hab lilly big penis!”

The Man from Glad

Nov 15, 2009 at 9:19 pm

I`m afraid that`s not an official title, Your Majesty, but I`ll see what I can do. And it`s “Gaga.”

The Man from Glad

Nov 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm

Akihito: Huh? I dunno, I’m not psychic, man. I’m just saying it would probably be better for everybody if you had the money tomorrow.

dave

Nov 15, 2009 at 10:28 pm

“PFFFFFFFt……..uh, excuse me…….”

Joe

Nov 15, 2009 at 11:30 pm

I doubt they’ll accept that as an apology of dropping the atomic bomb on two of their cities.

Shame, shame, shame.

cps

Nov 15, 2009 at 11:53 pm

Uh, tight abs.

No-the sushi was wonderful, really..uuuurgh

chalcedonite

Nov 16, 2009 at 12:07 am

@snoot
no need for a “leader” just “just” courts.

Bernard Romanycia

Nov 16, 2009 at 1:40 am

same old soft shoe song and dance of “Gettin’ down with the debt.”

Chenjeshu

Nov 16, 2009 at 1:48 am

“I will gladly show you the first penis.”

or

Obama : “Before we discuss anything actually newsworthy, let me bow to give Americans what they think is news’

or

Waaaaassssaaaaaaaabi

The Man from Glad

Nov 16, 2009 at 4:15 am

Obama: Damn! I paid good money for that shoe shine.

Alex Plante

Nov 16, 2009 at 4:23 am

See, no bald spot.

Dave

Nov 16, 2009 at 5:12 am

I am used to this position around the illuminati, Uh, your illuminate right? Ahsoh!

gb

Nov 16, 2009 at 5:40 am

@max&stacy
are you going to pick out your top ten favorites?

stacyherbert

Nov 16, 2009 at 5:46 am

@gb – ooooh, lots of good ones; this one from @DougMyers about a teleprompter on the floor especially cracked me up!

“Uh oh, now I’m really stuck. They promised a teleprompter screen would open on the floor. How do you say, ‘please keep loaning US money’ in Japanese?…Korean,…uhh Chinese, where the hell am I !?”

Bonn

Nov 16, 2009 at 6:07 am

Mr Miyagi what do i do 20 % unemployment GS calling the shots , Troops in Afganistan are loosing hope i am being called the teleprompter president, I wanna Invade Iran but i dont know how to do that without raising Eyebrows, Iran and most of the internet world is getting aware of US covert ops i dont have the choice of a flase flag operation,my flu vaccination stunt got caught what do i do.”

“Obamasun Do the Right thing, first upgrade your Security at the White house enter the Bunker proof room hide under the table for a year, and annouce “Executive order to Audit the Fed and Abolish there after hold another Enquiry into 9/11,.indict GS for insider trading etc etc…………..

wishfull thinking

Mike

Nov 16, 2009 at 6:08 am

You’re our only hope Obe one.

Bonn

Nov 16, 2009 at 6:11 am

@DougMyers about a teleprompter on the floor especially cracked me up!
niceone TOO funny RODFL

i think so too it has kicked of “dont shake hands with him hun u’ll encourage more begging” of the top spot for me too

Adrian Ford

Nov 16, 2009 at 7:47 am

“I’m not bowing your Imperial Majesty, Due to my height I’m just leaning forward so I can shake your hand.”

Ray

Nov 16, 2009 at 10:03 am

Please send more of your childrens money. My Children ran out. You can have Texas too.

Mick

Nov 16, 2009 at 11:01 am

The emperor thought it most amusing as he fell for Obama’s old “pull my finger” then fart! routine.

gb

Nov 16, 2009 at 11:40 am

@stacy
i really liked rich’s

‘On Wall Street they say ‘Jump’, and I say ‘How high’,
‘In Japan you say ‘Bend over’, and I say ‘How far’.

doomandbloom

Nov 16, 2009 at 11:55 am

so..who won this contest?

gb

Nov 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm

other really good ones
ray
Please send more of your childrens money. My Children ran out. You can have Texas too.
doom and bloom
Sir …can I have some more?
and of course will bow for cash

Chenjeshu

Nov 16, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Obama : “I loved you in Karate Kid”
Emperor : “I loved you in Space Jam”

sean

Nov 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm

I know the dollar is down there some were.

Constitution1st

Nov 16, 2009 at 3:06 pm

“See, If I bend over, we are the same height!!!!”

“Hold On, I can fart way louder!”

The Man from Glad

Nov 16, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Obama: I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

WL

Nov 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm

“Pull my finger”

Jason

Nov 16, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Lower!

William

Nov 16, 2009 at 10:44 pm

“Your new shoe shine boy reporting for service, master”

Matthew Keddy

Nov 17, 2009 at 3:20 am

Headline.

‘Hi Domo, I Have never Done Business Internationally Before; Would You Like to Buy a Car with a Steering Wheel on the Left Side?’

Forget America, in Japan a deeper bow to another denotes you are an underling…anyone that has done business there knows that…mk

mahi slayer

Nov 17, 2009 at 8:18 am

A rittle rower………….rower………..rower………ah, that’s it. Pay close attention honey. He sure knows how to use them soup-coolers. Did you learn this technique in prison Mr. O, or did you get a lot of practice on me’shall’s mule?

T

Nov 17, 2009 at 10:00 am

FYI: I lived in Japan for ten years and worked for a variety of companies. I’ve been in situations from family birthday parties to talking to managers at Toyota’s headquarters.

Culturally, when you bow you would think that a deeper bow means showing more respect to the other person. But no matter how hard you try, most Japanese will politely tell you, don’t bother.

Even if you’re the President of the United States, it still looks really dorky. So just slightly bow, shake hands. And then go to dinner.

T

Nov 17, 2009 at 10:02 am

Why is wasabi such an effective weapon at the dinner table? Because it shuts up the Foreigner from Hell who just can’t take the hint to shut up.

Steve3201

Nov 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm