[Video] Max Keiser Goes Mad On US Toilet Paper Deals

Stacy Summary: Clip from today’s episode of the Keiser Report.

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87 Responses to [Video] Max Keiser Goes Mad On US Toilet Paper Deals

  1. I don’t consider this a “controlled demolition” as many do…

    This parasitic environment is well discussed here, yet we have no predator to eradicate or challenge it. We chase our tails around complaining but have no real solution.

    Until that solution is presented, I need not outrun that parasite, I need only outrun the guy next to me.

    Perhaps a complete death of the host is the answer.

    Frog and the Scorpion

    http://www.kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/G+_Articles/Entries/2010/1/30_The_frog,_the_scorpion_and_Goldman_SachsBy_James_Rickards.html

  2. @Y’All
    after a couple of years I think the toilet paper joke is wearing a bit thin… Ha,Ha… I thankuh!!!

  3. @Cali Dr

    Good video on Goldman hiding Greek and probably other EU member States debts using currency swaps. If you buy the fact that Goldman is the government and that the government is Goldman then maybe its the strategy of the US to try to bring down the Euro

  4. California Doctor

    @WL – Who are you disagreeing with…

    Methods of parasitic biologic behavior are well studied.
    Parasites are able to thrive only when no predators exist to kill the parasite.
    Predators can be larger animals but could also be much smaller.
    For instance, a predator organism would eat the parasite for lunch.
    On the other hand, a virus can also kill a parasite from within.

    CDO’s and CDS’s are those financial viruses. They are contagious and have infected many institutions ledgers.

    There is no physician to eradicate the infestation until the infected and diseased patient acknowledges the infection. Until then, they are worst than HIV spreading surreptitiously, slowly killing the new host who does not realize they are infected, and the damage is done.

  5. Don’t agree,

    It not a controlled demolition

    It is parasitic hegemony which has rendered the host completely comatose. To continue the parasite must create a new debt model via a global currency or other debt instruments.

    Human productivity is farmed, without it the parasite dies.

  6. California Doctor

    GREAT COMMENTS !!!
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Exposethefrauds

    GO TO IT!

  7. California Doctor

    @Max -
    Actually they are not printing on toilet paper.
    They’re using iPads.
    Its called a big bust out.
    They’ve been doing it for sixty years and 3 generations.
    It’s just that this time people are calling them out on it.
    And, they can not use libel / slander laws to threaten us and to intimidate us into submission.

  8. @Max

    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa…… best one yet ! keep it up!

  9. It really looks like its a controlled demolition of the financial system. But there is another thing that could be going on. It could be that the financial system is bust now. Which it really is. So maybe the powers that be’s job now is to try and prop it up long enough till they can have a big calamity to blame it on.

  10. Do you think the real estate market will ever recover? check this video out for what is really happening between the FDIC and the banks!
    http://www.thinkbigworksmall.com/mypage/player/tbws/23088/1559063

  11. Stacy and Max: big in Russia and Iran.

  12. The Underfundedmentalist

    Max’s demonstration seems remarkably similar top the ‘banner-ad scam’ of the dot com days. Apparently corruption stifles creativity.

  13. @Naomi:
    The people are not going to have access to the currency basket unit at all, ever. *imho It will be accessed by the uber-elite with ties to sdr through membership in the imf. The people’s currency will be neutered: not tied to global trade.

  14. @Youri Carma
    me too – but can see it now

    @max
    this is really good – you’re getting better and better

  15. Yeah, this is a controlled demolition of the currency of the US and the world. New World Order, One World Bank, set up initially with a basket of curriencies that have been re-valued, then later a one world currency that will be electronic.

    They (The World Order) pronounce that gold is worthless and is not accepted in the world market place for the common herd.

    This whole thing has been slowed down somewhat by Obama’s falling approval rating, phoney underware bomber, the 911 Truth movement going mainstream, climate gate and Copenhagan and the lack of movement to attack Iran.

    But, I’m sure they’ve got another plan up their sleeves. The New World Order is to close to finishing the job off.

  16. Eugene Shubert

    THIS IS A PRIVATE VIDEO. IF YOU HAVE BEEN SENT THIS VIDEO,
    PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ACCEPT THE SENDER’S FRIEND
    REQUEST.

    ??????

    OK, so how do I get a request?

  17. Max – ah, I am not stupid.
    I am owned – by the banksters.

  18. Oh and by way of comparasion

    Eurozone 2009 public deficit 6.7% of GDP and its debt 88% of GNP

    USA 2009 PUBLIC DEFICIT 10.7% of GDP and its debt 92% of GNP

  19. Michael Le Couteur MSCD, ret'd

    Priceless……..although……Barack may not like what he heard…….beware marauding pseudo crown vic’s with nastily dressed men come to take you away.

    I would say Barack was shown the “other” video of the JFK shooting and then that was that. Take on the banks with more than the flacid attempts being made today will garner death.

  20. as previously posted

    A quote from an economic think tank:
    Anglo-Saxon leaders and media are using the current situation (PIIGS) (Just as they did last year with the so called banking tsunami coming from eastern Europe which was going to carry the euro zone away with it.) to hide the catastrophic progression of their economies and public debt. This is an attempt to weaken the attractiveness of the Eurozone at a time when the USA and UK have increasing difficulty of attracting capital which they desperately need. At the same time Washington and London (which are both excluded from any management of the Euro) would be overjoyed to see the IMF, which they completely control brought into Eurozone management.

    Methinks these guys see it right!

  21. Michael Le Couteur MSCD, ret'd

    Same ……weird. After trying three times then it worked …….weird.

  22. Michael Le Couteur MSCD, ret'd

    @Youri

    I got that “Private video” as well. Anybody have an answer.

    Things that make you go hmmmm.

  23. Max,

    It’s perfect. The illustration is perfect. Gooooo,Max!

  24. lololol Max at his best!

  25. @Max
    i agree with mongo -

    This is a CONTROLLED DEMOLITION OF THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM and it should be addressed as such with Obama as one of the key coordinators.

  26. It works now, donnow why.

  27. THIS IS A PRIVATE VIDEO. IF YOU HAVE BEEN SENT THIS VIDEO,
    PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ACCEPT THE SENDER’S FRIEND
    REQUEST.

    ??????

  28. @Y’All
    Yeah, I can’t watch it the video is jerky and stilted… oh, no, wait up… it’s not the picture it’s just max ‘s usual presentation style, silly me!!!

  29. New Invention: Shredded office paper becomes toilet paper http://www.wimp.com/officepaper/

    Japs only now have to invent a machine which retrieves the cocaine from the bills.

    Or not and you’ll be speeding outof the toilet after wiping your ass LOL

  30. Can’t see it, but looking forward to the full show even more now !

    Vega Man

  31. Dedo:
    The hegemony arrives with the sdr/reserve system. The EIB (ECB blue meanie bank) is aligned with the AFD which pegs its assets to sdr. All is being tied in a pretty bow: gift wrapped. Same old white boy colonialists: they pay well for rhetoric.

    Entertainment? Intelligences enables discernment. Ignoring the ECB and Germany at this point hinges on either insanity or collusion.

    “Currency Risk Management

    The agreement establishing the Bank explicitly prohibits it from taking direct currency exchange exposures by requiring liabilities in any one currency (after swap activities) to be matched with assets in the same currency. As the Bank’s net assets are denominated in Units of Account (UA), which are equivalent to the SDR, the Bank has a net asset position that is potentially exposed to translation risk when currency exchange rates fluctuate. The Bank seeks to minimize potential fluctuation of the value of its net worth in UA by matching to the extent possible the currency composition of its net assets with the currency basket of the SDR.”

    http://www.afdb.org/en/about-us/financial-information/risk-management/market-risk-management/

  32. Douglas aka Thunder Preacher

    Can’t watchit like some other peeps!

  33. Hmmm Youtube is telling me that it’s a private video and I’m having trouble watching it. It’s never happened to me before

  34. @Frances,….The article only implied the collusion of said “Bank”,.not its hegemony,..It’s common knowledge, the interconnections of the actual system, the stories put out there are only for entertainment purposes,.you know this, right?

  35. Max are you aware of this co in Ireland that developed first automated foreign exchange system was purchased by FIRST DERIVATIVES?(www.finfacts.ie/irishfinancenews/article_1019046.shtml)
    Also Goldman Sachs named primary dealer in Irish Bonds last friday. (www.reuters.com/article/idUKWLB745220100212) Ireland is a playground for US corporations, Google-NSA, HP, Symantec and many others.

  36. All the evil in the world is not limited to Goldman Sachs, Dedo.

    Why does the press consider the totals out of the BIS as gospel? Doesn’t the BIS have ties to those central banks that are really much more of a problem than Wallstreet?

    Isn’t the whole ‘fight’ against the bankers fraught with hypocrisy? Why do we skew the FED and ignore the ECB?

    Who profits from the central banks ‘programs’?

  37. ain’t out to get me,……fk pressed the wrong button again

  38. @Frances,..Whatever is put on public view,..I wouldn’t take it as gospel if I were you,..but that’s just me : )
    Just cause I’m paranoid, doesn’t mean they

  39. @Frances,..Goldilocks,,huh!,..didn’t she steal the oats, and manipulate the three bears?
    http://www.unc.edu/depts/europe/conferences/eu/Pages/emu7.htm

  40. http://www.bankwatch.org/project.shtml?w=147578

    “With an ever-growing annual lending portfolio of more than EUR 45 billion, the European Investment Bank (EIB) is probably the largest public international financial institution (IFI) and unlike many others. It operates worldwide in a wide range of projects, yet does so without clear environmental, social or development procedures or safeguard policies in place (see EIB social and environmental standards). For many years, the EIB lacked the transparency and access to information requirements in place at other IFIs. Revisions to the EIB information policy in March 2006 created some positive changes, but the results of its implementation have yet to be seen (see EIB Transparency).

    With a current investment portfolio in more than 130 countries, the EIB is increasingly involved in lending operations outside the European Union. Its support for projects in South Africa, Asia, Balkans, the Middle East, and Latin America constitutes a significant portion of lending under the EU’s external development and economic cooperation programmes.”

  41. Will you be my friend? I can’t see the video.

  42. @stacyherbert
    hehe yes indeed first time first

    keep up the good work…love your shows (audio+video)
    greets from the netherlands….

  43. great link Mep….used to love B & B.

  44. why this video is stated as “private” on youtube ?

  45. Canada is a great place to launder your dirty money. Peaceful. And the prison terms are quite nice for entering big quantities of drugs, Total protection from the police, the judges and the federal government if you are a big operator. Different story for the smal fishes. Wonder where all that opium money is going ? Vancouver probably, Bubbles have another motor. The people at the CIA and the arn’s business could explain that real estate bubbles are also a lot about drugs, not just banking ones.

  46. Regarding continual – erroneous – reports (by Americans, and others) of real estate bubble in Canada.
    = VG example of incorrect information that is spewed out.
    Canada’s mortgage lending requirements are strict.

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/bubble-trouble-no-its-our-thirst-for-debt/article1469360/

  47. Here’s how the USA/China deal structured by that bunch of New-York Nazis vampire squids functions or used to function. China destroys US exonomy and jobs, and the USA destroys China’s nest egg basket of US dollars. It’s a trade off of sorts. I accept being paid in worthless toilet paper. In exchange I get your industries and your jobs. Naturally if ALL the jobs and industry are destroyed in the USA or all China’s nest egg is destroyed, the game stops and we have a third world war. In the middle as always Goldman SS-achs.

  48. What happen to the rest of the show I want to see the whole show

  49. Wall Street tactics akin to the ones that fostered subprime mortgages in America have worsened the financial crisis shaking Greece and undermining the euro by enabling European governments to hide their mounting debts.
    http://jsmineset.com/

  50. gonna put my last nickel ninety eight in the euro.

  51. No problem as long as the foreign assholes keep on buying the paper and have less valuable national toilet paper. It’s a question of knowing who has the most valuable toilet paper in town.

    Since the dumb Chineese and the dumd Japaneese, the dumb Arabs and the dumb foreignein central banker of these countrie still don’t get it, Obama can continue printing wihthout any problem,

    You want my toilet paper Chairman Tao. Here’s for you, you stupid chineese slave. As of last week China had 2,500 billion US of toilet paper. The beauty of the trick is that Obama to erase the value of all these US abroad, has every interest printing toilet paper. Goldman Sachs just loves China.

  52. Yeah man, currency trading ! That’s like juggling bricks in an elevator going down ;-)

  53. Mike2liverpool

    Stacy
    Seeing how Max has TOTALLY failed to produce the TOB how about you lining me with a nice french girl?
    Mike

  54. LOL, great comments from Max

    Problem is, Max should adress this as he did at the beginning of this slide down a couple of years ago. This is a CONTROLLED DEMOLITION OF THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM and it should be addressed as such with Obama as one of the key coordinators.

  55. Currency Trading Is Place to Make Your Fortune: Matthew Lynn

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=aXOz8SejRo0w

  56. FWIW …

    FT’s Lex Columnist on Japan’s `Zombie Banks’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfAd3NKHPw&feature=sub

    Greek Crisis `Pivotal’ for Future of EU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSne13QXxb8&feature=sub

  57. @ Max K
    LOLOLOLOLOLL
    ROFL
    “Were you dropped on your head ? Are u freakin stupid !?!”
    Hic ;-)

  58. As an American, I love the Keiser Report!

  59. More fraud detected as businesses watch every dollar

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/3327541/More-fraud-detected-as-businesses-watch-every-dollar

    Fraud soared in the second half of 2009 – boosting the amount defrauded for the year to $100 million – but the worst is yet to come, says KPMG.

    in the six months to December $76m was defrauded – compared with $22m in the first half of the year, according to KPMG’s large-scale fraud survey.

    There were 61 cases of large fraud in 2009, while in 2008 there were 63 and about $70m was defrauded.

    KPMG Forensics Partner Mark Leishman said the jump in fraud in the second half of last year was due to several multimillion dollar cases.

    The economic crisis was a factor in some frauds, and businesses had kept a closer eye on their books – meaning deception was more likely to be detected.

    But last year’s fraud cases were generally not new – with some going on for years – and the rise in fraud as a result of the recession was yet to come, he said.

    “It’s just starting and it will continue to get worse.”

    The average large fraud value in New Zealand was about $2.3m, and personal financial hardship was one of the key motivators, he said.

    Fraudulent loan applications increased considerably in 2009, suggesting bank customers unable to get credit were feeling the pressure and turning to fraud.

    Fraudulent loans and tax evasion were the most common types of fraud in the second half of 2009, followed by accounting fraud.

    Managers were more likely to commit fraud than lower level employees and they tended to steal far higher amounts because of their access to company information, authorisation capabilities and ability to override internal controls.

    The average fraud value by employees in senior management was more than $1m, compared with $500,000 for lower-level employees.

    About 50 per cent of organisations fell victim to fraud in every two-year period, but only about 60 per cent of fraud cases were reported, Mr Leishman said.

    [...]

  60. richard@lattitude30N

    @Max: Way to go Max….back to the raised eyebrow and evocative piecing voice….”stupid is as stupid does”….What exactly does Mr. Hormatz ( former GS exec ) do at the State Dept anyway???? Maybe he writes Obama’s financial messages….or maybe he tells Tim Geitner which way the winds blowin’…either way it’s a captured executive and another impotent Congress…least we forget the recent SCOTUS decisions to bolster the corporate pie…Janet Tavikoli is remarkable…when she brings the analogy to “crack” and the dicotomy of the view in the justice of it all…I was reflecting on the 1878 Fort Laramie Treaty which was the document that listed all the crops the Lakota Tribes were permitted to grow on their reservation….and now that they want to grow HEMP to work their way out of poverty…well that’s forbidden even though THE GREAT WHITE FATHER allowed it by treaty 142 years ago…the entire last century is an affront on human dignity…the 1886 decision in Santa Clara County v. Union Pacific RR was the coup de grasse, when it declared that the 13th,14th, and 15th Amendment to the US Constitution was applicable to the “legal fiction” corporation as a “PERSON”….as noted above the SCOTUS just keeps rolling with the delusion that “legal fictions” have more rights than natural people….Thus John Connors war against the machines goes on and on…Even this day as AVATAR is the all time #1 box office receipt..it pits the mechanized corporate world against a very likable Na’Vi indigenous populous…we celebrate the victory at the end….so what are we to do wait for those newly discovered aborigine tribes in the Amazon to rise up against the encroachment there???? As a former Hippy I rather like that scenario..what about you Max and Sherbert???Maybe you could take a side trip to find them when you go to find Kenny Boy….I’d definitely go with….

  61. Ah yes, the props have been wheeled out once again. Nice one.

  62. UK bank Barclays reports profits up 92% to £11.6bn

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8517438.stm

  63. But that was white, fluffy, “facial quality” tissue kind of toilet paper! It’s worth ten times as much as the unbleached rough, or even the recycled grey toilet paper we have here in central/eastern europe.

    I am reminded that the British and Americans spend the most on wiping their butts with premium tissue in the world, though. That’s one thing that will be worse for their nations to face losing than an outright lack of international respect and influence.

  64. @Mike/Liverpool – my fault?? How about this to bring a smile to your face? http://bit.ly/BHkFe Or this: http://bit.ly/lR0yD

  65. Mike2liverpool

    Its Stacy fault!
    Mike

  66. Max, why you talking up dollars? at least Toilet paper is soft and absorbent!

    I guess one day the $ will be cheaper than firewood, but the ink will probably be poisonous when burnt.

    S.

  67. Max you should say “destroying the worlds economy”.
    If they would only destroy USA, who cares, but the rest of the world had and has to pay, thats the point.

  68. Mike2liverpool

    hmmmmmmmmmm feeling low today Gang, no work in…cheer me up!
    Mike

  69. What’s wrong with “peanut butter and tuna”? Geez Max, I’m not close to broke, and those are two staples of my diet!

  70. Great : Truth spoken loud and clear.

    Perhaps funny..I wondered why I lost my internet connection..Turned out I was frying the cable with my heater..

    http://www.greencheck.nl/images/bad%20connection.jpg

  71. hahaha. dropped on his fucking head. probably.

  72. @Mehmet – first time first?

  73. First! Hehehe