Bank of America needs another quantitative bailout


Wanker sings ‘One Bank’ to drug addled BoA executives.


Bank of America picnic 1931


‘Upside down’ home squatting Bank of America customers relax before electrocuting themselves to avoid bankruptcy.

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110 Responses to Bank of America needs another quantitative bailout

  1. Hiiii Ha ! Buckarooooo ! Which is better for electrocution 120 volts or 220 volts like in Europe ? I tried by accident 120 volts. Not pleasant. Don’t try it. :)

  2. Mike/Liverpool

    Morning Crew
    No singing Keiser!
    Mike

  3. No days without a loss. WoW ! This USA Nazi FED stuff really does miracles to the unbalanced sheet. What a fantastic business model. A denutted Bank of Amerca singing ?

  4. That is the saddest overweight sissy voiced c-sucking white collar blob ever..Call in a strike asap.

  5. @Mike
    Hey Mike. How did your denutting go ?

  6. ThunderPreacher

    Idiocracy may even be more predicting than we could imagine.

  7. Homeland Security is early this morning Stacy.

  8. bravo, encore, i can feel it

  9. Luckily the flexible legal system will soon allow holding banker feaces in storage and account it as bullion..Prepare for the FCGS, of feaces collateralized gold swap. Ship in the beans!

  10. @Mother Earth
    You forget the banker piss too. Big citernes in New-York and London. Liquid assets are also very important. :)

  11. Bank of America uber alles

  12. @Marc Authier

    Let’s not forget structured wife and daughter pimping for food vehicles which will bring a steam of liquidity and hard assets at the bottom of the market..

  13. @Max and Stacy

    Any CONCRETE suggestions and ideas to push Bank of America in th the abyss and tipping them to the point more rapidly ?

    Why isn’t Bank of America in the Karma Bank ? We should organize a Bank of America run. Them and Charlie ‘Hunger’ Wells Fargo.

  14. Don Harrold’s latest:
    Yawn, Yawn, Yawn
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Nmmommi9M

  15. No Nuke goin off anywhere
    Hic :-)
    I was wonderin why Obama is here in India spendin 200 mill per day
    I thought tey might play the nuke card then
    I was very suspicious & he claims that its made/making 50,000 Jobs

  16. 100 ways to push Bank of America to the tipping point.

    Close your bank account.
    Tear up your credit card.
    Close your sefety deposit.

    OK.

    That we know. But it there something else than a person or a group of persons can do.

  17. our socialist demacrats are splitting from our liberal left ,not unlike the tea party (coopted libertairians) from the national socialist party .that leaves the blue gum demacrats odd man out .i would like to chain obama and bush together keep this slight of hand from progressing ,

  18. OMG that guy singing ‘One Bank’……God, I can’t even finish watching it. Fucking pathetic.

  19. Crumpet Muncher

    Two Nazis with the voices of angels. Makes my foreskin tingle listening to them. Why does his keep stroking the microphone stand?

  20. @gurn2

    Ein Reich. Eing Volk. Ein Furher. Ein American Bankster.

  21. Dead Cat Pounce

    @Marc Authier:

    Hmm, likely 220 volts since the electrical fixtures look rather European ;-) … but great picture!! (I’ll listen to the certainly wonderful music as soon as everyone’s awake here…)

  22. @Damon
    Seems that I am not alone in my hatred of USA Damon ? Yeah I suppose they are all mental cases Damon ? :) lol

  23. @Bonn
    In reality Obeyourmammatalibananarepublic is going to Iran after that to say ‘Mission accomplished’. 10 days x 200 million. WoW ! 2 billion bill of the 600 billion QE zapped by one freakin trip. Cool ! USA number ONE ! Hey Damon ? I hate Obeyourmammatalibananarepublic. The guy is a CIA shill.

  24. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq4gQPReH2E by walter moers , adolf in the bunker ,there is one guy in berlin sitting in a bunker who just refuses to give up ….

  25. In reality Bonn Obama is going to invade India and transform again in a colony. :)

  26. first film,,heard him sing two words,very sad,very sad…couldnt watch the second…but the third….beer in a can, tv? whoa,dude, turn up the volume, pool party…pg

  27. Like I said. THE FED is genocide machine. It’s about genociding people in reality.

    Mike the conclusion in your UK Telegraph is quite clear. Since the currency reserve is used by most third world countries to buy unimportant stuff like food, and since 2 billion people stille live on 2$ or less per day, you can effectively accuse the FED being in the mass murder, crimes against humanity and genocride business. It’s quite clear. I’m ain’t no dummy Damon, and no mental case and I can understand quite clearly what USA is. It’s fuckin Nazi Germany.
    Cristal narch and cristal clear Damon.

    ”Aside from precious metals, the nightmare scenario is that QE causes a surge in the price of commodities and other inputs needed to keep the Western world running – as investors use such assets as an “anti-debasement hedge”.

    There are signs this is starting to happen, beyond the crude markets.

    Since August, when the prospect of more Fed QE became real, cotton prices are up 68pc, sugar prices have risen 66pc and rice is up by a third.

    That’s why QE will be blamed for so much more than “unfair” currency devaluations and for imposing a “soft default” on America’s creditors.

    This crazy money-printing is going to be seen as the primary cause of Western inflation, food riots and a commodity price spike.

    This policy, in my view, is nothing less than America’s “economic Suez”.

    USA HATRED JUSTIFIED DAMON. Your honor I rest my case.
    THE FED IS A NAZI ORGANIZATION. Really is.

  28. Exporting massive inflation to third world countries is an act of war and a genocidal crime. Specially when 2 billion peopl live on 2$ a day, and ONE billion people use 70% of their earnings just to eat. Sorry if some Americans are crumpled by my hatred of the American religious icon. I could just puke on some these Americans that still they are nice. They ain’t Damon. They simply ain’t.

  29. I told the way it is Damon, And if you don’t like it, lump it.

  30. Is this where I get my free cheese?

  31. Goodbye BofA
    http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3747/goodbyebofa.jpg

    There’s unlimited money supply
    And the Fed’s the reason why
    I tell you it was all a frame
    They only did it ‘cos of fame
    Who?

    BofA BofA BofA

    Too many people had the suss
    Too many people foreclosing on us
    An unlimited amount (of fraud)
    Too many counterfeited documents in and out
    Who?

    BofA BofA BofA

    And sir and friends are crucified
    A day they wished that we had died
    We are a debt addiction
    We are ruled by none
    Never ever never

    And you knew that we were faking
    That we were all just money making
    You do not believe our mortgages are for real
    Or you would lose your foreclosure appeal?

    Don’t judge a mortgage note just by the cover
    Because we’ve counterfeited 20 others
    And blind acceptance is a sign
    Of stupid fools who stand in line

    BofA BofA BofA

    Unlimted edition
    With an unlimited money supply
    Fraudt was the only reason
    We all had to say goodbye

    Unlimited money supply (BofA)
    Fraud is the reason why (BofA)
    I tell you it was all a frame (BofA)
    They only did it ‘cos of fame (BofA)
    I do not need the pressure (BofA)
    I can’t stand those useless fools (BofA)
    Unlimited money supply (BofA)

    Hello bankruptcy
    Goodbye BofA

  32. they make you donate plasma for cheese

  33. Just orange soilent for you.

  34. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6uEjifqTaI

    Yeah fuck you Bank of Ameri-caca and go to hell.
    Bye bye Miss American pie. You’re just a tart.

  35. Celente – tax the filthy rich!
    Gerald Celente – No Change, Small Change
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVx-hqTDgCA

  36. @Snoop
    Problem. They are all Singapore, Dubai, Cayman Island. Don’t worry. The American mother fuckers in Washington won’t attack. It’s part of the plan. Ruin the middle class. Next ? A good old mas extermination and a depression like in the 30′s Objective ? Getting rid of 43 million US useless eaters on the food stamps. You really think it’s not the way it will go ? Think again. Yeah Damon I hate the fuckin place. I hate it ! Man o man I hate and I know why !

  37. I love the Bank of America picnic. They were the days.

    Here’s a dull article on savers dipping into savings from The mighty Independent.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/money/spend-save/third-of-britons-using-savings-as-costs-rise-2127668.html

  38. @Marc,
    Population decline is coming for sure, exponential charts never plateau out. It’s either crash, or decline on the other side of a bell curve.

  39. Daniel /Istanbul

    OMG I’m gonna vomit.

  40. @snoop
    Well let’s start by population decline of banksters and central banksters first.
    Are in agreeement with me on that ? We start by the useless eaters at Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and the FED.

  41. @Snoop

    I posted you this info on last link, but looks like we’ve all moved on…..
    Er, except me ;)

    If your interested James Dines (rare earth investment expert) is in Australia to talk at the Gold Symposium this week in Sydney.

    http://goldabc10.eventbrite.com/

  42. morning Marc. your still laying into Damen. he went back under his rock.

  43. @Marc, yep
    @MiniUS thanks

  44. Hey,
    Is this guy gonna get ripped 1.5Million for breach of Copyright for singing Bono’s song?

  45. Hahahhahaha

    The reason the blond, blue eyed super race didn’t take off is that the men are prettier than the women…..by a long way :) :) :)

  46. @Ronron
    French figthing spirit. Look at this. Damon is naive Ronron.He doesn’t get it.These bastards didn’t hesitate to do a 911. They wouldn’t hesitate to drop a nuke on an US city. DAMON YOU ARE FREAKIN NAIVE ! That’s the problem.
    This Ventura knows how to make documentaries. Superb !

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aIfH6t4dYc&feature=player_embedded

  47. holy crap!

  48. can jesse keep the mob directed .americans dont do mobs well.i dont want to join your mob .damon has left the building.stefbot could use a trouncing.

  49. Just watching part 3 of those Ventura vids.
    How did he stop from punching the crap out of those pricks?

    pity Dimon and Blankfein weren’t there.

  50. http://www.zerohedge.com/article/senator-lindsay-graham-warns-war-iran-confrontation-cheating-china

    Damon. You can kis my ass with your mental case stuff. More Americans should start hating their own country. Burn in hell. And that’s what you are going to get if you attack Iran. Wait ? How about 400$ oil barrel. You really deserve starving to death in USA. Demoninc war mongering Nazis pigs. Yeap. And if you don’t like the picture Damon, lump it.

  51. @Marc. my father was captured by the germans at the Dieppe raid. he was saved by the french. so no french, no ronron. i am english born. not my fault. i hate the fucking mountbatten,s.

  52. @Stacy. i get very worried when Geithner comes around here. :-(

  53. @ronron

    I can make the difference. My uncle Jack was a guy from Winnipeg. He lived the D day. He told me. Never again ! If he had known he would have hidden in the woods like a lot of us did here. You can’t imagine how the Canadian army threated the soldiers. Like shit. Nothing to do with language. The treated both engish and french like shit. They were treated like cattle. I always laugh when I see morons going to Afghanistan to protect women they say. They are either cynics or retards ?

    Moutbatten wanted to make an experiment at Dieppe. Sending ground troops without aviation cover. He said after ‘It was an interesting experiment.’
    It’s a good thing that IRA paid a nice exposive party on his yatch.

  54. Explosive party that is. Mind you it was too quick for Mounbatten. Some people do deserve hell when they die.

  55. Buy your Alberta oil companies Ronron.

  56. @ronron – ah, he’s just looking to drop some Geithnerganda (“bankers are good people” and “stay the course”) and sell his house at the same time

  57. Pantera – Planet Caravan (Black Sabbath)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWChhdIgT6Q&ob=av2e

  58. Where is Geithner ???

  59. In that photo above — “American: Yes They Are That Stupid” — it looks like the electrical plugs being used are European. Oops!

  60. @Bonn
    He’s in India sodomizing your Indian central banker with US dollars. :)

  61. frances snoot

    Has Fink found a buyer yet?

    http://blogs.wsj.com/marketbeat/2010/11/03/bank-of-america-selling-or-slapping-blackrock/

    http://www.benzinga.com/market-update/10/11/577305/charlie-gasparino-reporting-that-blackrock-has-lined-up-buyers-for-bofas-

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-11-04/bofa-s-blackrock-sale-shows-no-faith-in-fed-policy-bnp-says.html

    Bloomberg’s twist neglect the Basel iii regulation concerning banks and propriety trading:

    “After expressing his concern about U.S. implementing the international capital agreement, Barnier met with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. Both Geithner and Barnier reconfirmed that they plan to implement Basel III bank trading book capital rules by Dec. 2011.”

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/eu-fears-us-will-bail-on-bank-capital-deal-2010-10-29?reflink=MW_news_stmp

    What do we have to swallow?

    http://www.istockanalyst.com/article/viewarticle/articleid/4644012

    “Eliminating fractional reserve banking explicitly recognises that the pretence that risk-free deposits can be supported by risky assets is alchemy. If there is a need for genuinely safe deposits the only way they can be provided, while ensuring costs and benefits are fully aligned, is to insist such deposits do not co-exist with risky assets.”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/newsnight/paulmason/2010/10/post_1.html

    Mervyn King against fractional reserve banking?

    What’s to bet Fink is ceding those shares of Blackrock to the sovereigns?

    (At least Volcker won’t get his name on the rule…hopefully)

  62. @Bonn
    The US dollar crash will be just fantastic for India’s poor. Just kidding. It will be just terrible. Just in a couple of days the price of all food stuff is exploding. Fantastic when you earn 2$ a day. Bon appétit you slime Nazi Geithner.

  63. @ Marc Authier
    Nope he is here to send more EU & USA jobs here
    But some off our Govt Official are weary of Obama also
    We Listen to China cause tey close by
    the other thang is Hu Jinto has replaced Obama asthe most powerfull person on Earth
    So we be listenin to him
    LOLOL
    ROFL
    Hic ;-)
    http://www.forbes.com/wealth/powerful-people/list

  64. @Bonn
    Like the US food stamp program. Administered from India by the nive folks from JP Morgan. A Clinton idea by the way.

  65. Put a pillow on Bank of America and kill the beast. Euthanasia for the useless bloodsucking monster.

  66. Guess the beer on the table is “Veltins”.These guys on the picture are Germans.

  67. Cute, but those are obviously not American outlets and drinks on that table!

  68. religion externalized

  69. 4 of 4,The Anglo Saxson Mission – The Timeline – Letter from a Whistleblower…Project Camelot
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC1s4H38eZw
    Hic ;-)

  70. frances snoot

    Ah, export vehicles…sdr-indexed?

    “One way to moderate the proposal is to interpret it as targeting a broad index of all export prices, rather than the price of only one export commodity, which I call the Peg the Export Price Index. A way to moderate the proposal still further is “product price targeting” that targets a broad index of all domestically produced goods whether they are exportable or not. The GDP deflator is one possible output-based price index, but has the disadvantage of only being available quarterly, and being subject to lags in collection, measurement errors, and subsequent revisions. Even in a small poor country with limited capacity to gather statistics, government workers can survey a sample of firms every month to construct a product price index.”

    http://www.voxeu.org/index.php?q=node/5595

    The goal being to sever the tie between dollar-exchange-index to export vehicles. But this is still being hashed out. The eventuality is what UNCTAD declared as the ideal:

    Graham’s currency proposal was intended to be more than a substitute for central bank notes. Like Ford and Edison, he intended it to be a reasonable replacement for the gold standard. He states: “We define the dollar as equivalent to the commodity unit, in the same way that it was formerly defined as equivalent to 23.22 grains of pure gold….It does not seem an exaggeration to say of the commodity-backed dollar that it will be essentially sounder than the gold dollar”(1937: 146). He states:
    “The commodity-backed currency … will constitute ‘sound money’ in the old-fashioned and conservative sense. In the conflict between ‘hard money’ and ‘soft money,’ … we are definitely on the side of an automatic, self-generating and self-liquidating currency, free of management and political pressure. Our currency … is opposed to the group comprising unsecured currency, government-bond-secured currency and all ‘secured’ currency where the intrinsic value of the security is definitely less than the money issued against it (Graham 1937: 146).”

    http://www.brettonwoodsii.org/wiki/commodity-reserve

    “The commodity reserve currency concept was re-introduced to the top levels of international monetary discussions in March 2009 by Zhou Xiaochuan, Governor of the People’s Bank of China. In a major address entitled “Reform the International Monetary System” Zhou stated:
    “The desirable goal of reforming the international monetary system, therefore, is to create an international reserve currency that is disconnected from individual nations and is able to remain stable in the long run, thus removing the inherent deficiencies caused by using credit-based national currencies. Though the super-sovereign reserve currency has long since been proposed, yet no substantive progress has been achieved to date. Back in the 1940s …[it was] already proposed to introduce an international currency unit … based on the value of 30 representative commodities. Unfortunately, the proposal was not accepted. The collapse of the Bretton Woods system … indicates that the …[commodities] approach may have been more farsighted. (Zhou 2009)”
    Zhou’s speech misattributed the composite commodity standard to Keynes, when the statement should have cited Graham, Hayek and F. Graham, if not also Edison before them, and Kaldor, Tinbergen and Hart after. It should be understood, however, that Zhou’s interest in the commodities money concept itself has a long and autonomous history in ancient China’s Ever-Normal Granary to which Graham pointed. Indeed, the State Reserve Bureau (SRB) created in 1953 under the Ministry of Land and Resources remains active today “adjusting the market, coping with emergencies and guaranteeing security of resource supplies” (MoneyNews 2006). The “Parity Deposit Unit” (PDU) was introduced in June 1949 by the new People’s Bank of China to denominate retail bank deposits and bonds in relation to four basic commodities: rice, wheat flour, cotton cloth and coal. And it has long been common for producers in China to obtain bank loans mortgaged against commodity reserves, and for the state to subsize storage costs (Alibaba Group 2009).”

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aSp9VoPeHquI

  71. frances snoot

    If domestically ‘traded’ exchange is NOT linked to export vehicles, what is price?

  72. Bill Ryan Explains the Anglo-Saxon Mission (2of6)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGfrrLzj7m4

  73. Hey Max you should be HAPPY Americans are that STOOPID.
    Otherwise YOU wouldn’t have made as much when you worked on WALL ST.

  74. @Marc Authier,

    You? A mental case? No way! Thanks for the Jessy Ventura link BTW.

  75. A previous comment is correct.
    The picture is NOT from USSA!!!.
    The plugs are Euro three prong 220V !!
    And the beer indicates they are probably Germans.

  76. Americans have traded away everything, to temporarily occupy bank owned houses and bank owned SUV’s.

    Best let them electrocute themselves because when they’re all homeless they’ll be finally protesting the “austerity” just like the Euros.

    Were the entitlement-bubbles of Europe the real-estate bubbles of the US? I think so..

  77. BofA Wins Dismissal of Mortgage Securities Lawsuit 6 November 2010, by David Mildenberg and Joel Rosenblatt (Bloomberg) http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-11-05/bofa-says-court-ruling-limits-mortgage-securities-in-lawsuit.html

    Bank of America said that, because the judge’s ruling narrows the scope of claims that would be allowed to proceed in a revised complaint,

    it expects the securities at issue in the case would decline from 427 offerings with a face value of about $352 billion to about 22 offerings valued at about $31 billion,

    according to an e-mailed statement.

  78. @Tamir

    Well. You what they say. When everybody is crazy in a society, the sain people pass fot the mental cases. I don’t care a hoot ! Call me crazy, mental case, nut job, hysterical. I don’t care ! We will end up anyways 6 feet under ground. Might as well let it all hang down. Liberty is indeed have nothing else to lose.
    No se preocupe. Sans importance.

    And fuck Homeland Security and terrorist treat numbe 10000800011888999. You to will lose your pension plan dear US government employees. I’m no ass licker of anybody. I lost too much in the past to care about anything. The future ? We all know how it ends Tamir. Be free, and if they don’t like, like they say, well they can shove it and lump it. :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLq7EcvRaf0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FMhnl0__Vo

  79. Geither has enlisted none other that Jon Stewart to help with the unrest and image of the government.

    Jon Stewart’s brother is high up on the financial food chain in wallstreet. Stewart is not Jon’s last name. Isn’t that sweet?

    Obama’s mother worked for Geithner’s father in various little power groups via Rockefeller Foundation money in overseas spying in Indonesia. Wonder why Obama appointed little Timmy?

  80. @snoop ditty,

    no kidding, you could feel the heat coming off the top of Ventur’s head. They were twitching in their seats, ajusting the ties.

    And the line of crap they were using to defend their existance and the money they “earned” while stealing. VOMIT.

  81. U2 should sue!

  82. Regarding the Americans photo. Yes, Some Americans are that stupid… But in this case, they are obviously Europeans. Look at the electrical outlets. Those aren’t North American plugs. :)

  83. and the rock wanna be’s that are working for the two banks in the vid above….is well, just like the video below. Good analogy.

  84. Ein bank, Ein reich, Ein Furer.
    (Sorry, I don’t know how to make umlauts)

  85. Karsten Hansen

    Do ya all love your Nokia and other cellphones?
    These gadgets made from the blood of African Children?
    Wee all have blood on our hands,directly or indirektly ?
    And your chocolate,made from African children?
    All your lovely Diamonds,so called Blood diamonds?
    Funny how humans love to call them self humane,what is humane= The birth rigth to destroy,seems like it dosnt it!

  86. @MAX

    herro hope good dutronc

    take a crose rook at de black power cord in de white surge protector….. NOT A U.S. plug!….. notwithstanding the incongruent picture with slogan, truly crazy dumb folks

  87. I can’t believe a bac employee would have the nerve to sing that trash….well heres a song going out to bernanke and the bac goons..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5SwyTvAHw

  88. @lawrence

    herro hope good day.

    if your computer doesn’t arrow you to type or correct the umlauts in, den just add an “e” after the non-umlauted letter…. for example: can’t type “Der Atommüll” then just type Der Atommuell

  89. anti_fascist_freedom_fighter

    Whoa. Gotta wipe off my chin. I spontaneously vomited into my constitution, which I had foolishly left open on the table…

  90. I think we are looking at Eurotrash…. They don’t look American and the beers are not Bud Lights.

  91. lol yeah, the guys in the picture are DEFINITELY Euros. Look at how pasty they are, and those grins, man, floss much? And that power supply bar floating around in the water, the outlet sockets on it don’t look anything like the ones in America, looks a lot more like a Euro outlet socket plug. And plus, only the Europeans would be dumb enough to do something like this. Us Americans are too buys badly injuring ourselves, it hasn’t gotten so bad here yet where we want to kill ourselves, we’re still more interested in badly injuring ourselves so we can take advantage of the wonderful new health care obama has given us. (sarcasm) Oh, and BTW, you Brits and Euros are the original stupids in this case. Your Banks and your Elite rulers are responsible for whats going on around the world, even in America. What? did you all forget your history already? So, actually, you guys are the stupid ones on this boat, for letting your oligarchies get out of control and becoming the world controlling financial world oligarchy we have today.

  92. Hate to discourage the ‘americans are stupid’ thing…

    Those electric sockets are actually a European type, US doesnt use those round shuko type plugs !!! They’re probably (place your hated european nationals here)..

    Unfortunaely, parroting cheap shots like that photo, Max and Stacy, undermines the truths you do speak! Dont fall into traps like that please..

  93. Of course they’re not American!

    Americans wouldnt think to float the multi-way like that.. It’d sit on the bottom. And they’d be wearing gun holsters just in case a socialist snail crawls over the fence.

    You’ll never find that selection of beers on a table in the US either – no point having a selection if they all taste bad.

    Ahhh, we have fun here dont we!

  94. @Awho

    You’re just generalising now aren’t you.. :-)

  95. America does not exist within contiguous boundaries. If one accepts this premise, then one can understand how the stupidity could extend to various comments or postings here.

  96. @ Awho

    Don´t you think it´s just a fun picture produced by some guys who had too much beer? I guess Max did find it on someone´s facebook page.

  97. That’s not Americans, look at the plugs on power strip. Those are not used in America or Canada.

  98. It would be funny if bono sued BoA over intellectual property rights for use of the song. I like the black and red theme colors behind the BoA bozo.

    Looked like some guy in drag at 2:36 of that 1931 BoA picnic vid. Kinda had Max’s eyebrows. lol.

    OMG shocking! ;-)

    sniff… just had some hot salsa and my nose is running.