Jamie Dimon to MF Global clients: “Let them eat shit.”

9 Responses to Jamie Dimon to MF Global clients: “Let them eat shit.”

1. Youri Carma | January 26, 2012 at 3:50 pm |

   THE FIRST WILL BE THE LAST

2. Youri Carma | January 26, 2012 at 3:53 pm |

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3. Youri Carma | January 26, 2012 at 3:57 pm |

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4. Hegelian Dialectic | January 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm |

   Short Jamie Dimon and let the market run it’s course.

5. Blah blah | January 26, 2012 at 5:17 pm |

   So KPMG are racking up £14M a quarter in fees on this clusterfuck?
   Where does this money come from, is it just added onto the overall liabilities of MFG and screwed out of account holders.

6. patman | January 26, 2012 at 5:51 pm |

   Eat shit?

   Gosher menu gets longer every day.

   Rob us and then feed us? Hard to stay mad about that.
   Just pass the ‘Grey Poupon’, get it?

   So, anyway, one big pot.
   Celery, potatoes, carrots, parsnips and thyme.
   Stir in one fresh mouthed bankster.
   Salt and pepper to taste.
   Serves one Davos ritual.

7. Micky | January 27, 2012 at 2:24 am |

   This is absolutely embarrassing to America that this was even allowed to happen. These people should be rotting in prison!

   http://jimrickards.blogspot.com/

8. Alastair Carnegie | January 27, 2012 at 2:30 am |

   The effect of honouring the ‘secured’ debts in a gentlemanly way, would be such a boost to market confidence, the returns would far outweigh the immediate costs! Ships used to sink for lack of a few pennies worth of tar! With trillions at stake, a few hundred million is chicken feed!

9. aaah | January 27, 2012 at 12:54 pm |

   It’s typical Jamie Dimon packaging methodologies.
   He coats dog poop with gold leaf and calls it derivatives.
   He brushes fecal logs on a grill with lots of layers of BBQ sauce & breading.
   All shallow packaging because once Americans bite into any depth
   voila-a mouthful of shit twinkies…
   Francis Scott Key was a twin -a twinkie
   Oh say can you see… lots of shit getting blown up.
   Great -that’s the anthem for sick puppies.
   Fitting cuz it seems like that’s all the dumbshits can do to raise money nowadays.
   blow-up Libya duh now let’s blow-up Iran and steal their shit too. Yup duh.
   That’s our economic policy hey Gomer pass the corn dogs cooked in 30 weight…ahyup..