13 thoughts on “Zombie Apocalypse: Thieves Stripping Air Conditioning Units For Freon To Get High

  1. Blah blah

    We still have a way to go down the rabbit hole yet. When you start hearing mad right wingers screaming about Jenkem and calling for control on materials needed to make it you know we are in trouble.

  2. Al Kyder

    Joe Kessler is a pencil head, what an idiot, DuPont are the makers of Freon™ and its real name is n-hexane. Wintek, who supplies touchscreen components to Apple for the iPhone and iPod touch, got “exposed” for “hazardous work conditions. Its a neurotoxin that literally dissolves your nervous system.

    Its could be sniffed like glue but I think that would be i=unlikely, it boils at room temp. It could be scavenged to re-gas refrigerators but my guess is that they would use it as a replacement for methyl ethyl ketone. A general purpose solvent for refining drugs, such as cocaine.

    Ofcourse a big company like DuPont has never been subject to a long term study on this, but short term exposure ie. muscle denervation and atrophy is hard to ignore, but I will say this, most refrigeration mechanics die of lung cancer and their children are 50x more likely to be born with Autism.

  3. Blah blah

    @Sandra
    I can’t vouch for the letter you linked (it does look suspect) but there was a report on the news a few nights ago regarding the heavy hand of the Olympic body and copyright of the rings motif and Olympics 2012 logo when used by small shops to advertise their goods. One barbers had to hastily paint over the “O” and rename themselves “lympics” as the Olympic committee felt it breached their copyright.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9322597/London-2012-Olympics-Games-chiefs-order-ballet-name-change.html
    http://www.cbssports.com/olympics/blog/eye-on-olympics/19578357/usoc-forces-small-greek-restaurant-to-change-its-name

    I am sure there are plenty more stories out there in the wibbly wobbly web.

  4. Al Kyder

    @ Blah Blah – Ah the Jenkem

    OMFG its on wikipedia as some kind of real drug, LMFAO. I know maxkeiser secretly went to a 4;20 kink board link I sent him about wikipedia, said it was the most fun he ever had on wikipedia. I bet he wont admit it.

    http://boards.420chan.org/jenk/

  5. Sandra

    @Blah blah – Real interesting links – Why aren’t the people kicking up merry hell?

    I for one will not be watching a second of this Olympic travesty. OMG will I be taken to court for using that word on here.

  6. frances snoot

    @Zombies

    I am the fascist dam writer in eck-we-gnome-icks.

    Fastest?

    No, it reads the way I write it.

    Is y’all an alien?

    No, I’m human!

    How does y’all gets the ‘beam me up’ speed?

    I’m just intelligent!

    Wahl, y’all sure is fascist.

    That would be fastest.

    It do read the way y’all writes.

    I write with speed because I’m ME!

    Sure y’all ain’t an alien?

    No, I’m just Me.

    Wahl, I don’t read fast, but I do know green when I sees it.

    I’m not green, I’m Keynesian. We don’t believe in money.

    Y’all don’t?

    No, we spread Happy. It’s Sun-day!

    No money is happy?

    It is if you’re fascist!

    But y’all said you’re fastest.

    Well, intelligence means you don’t have to make cents! Now, I’m off to rip out another brilliant quip! Maybe three quips since I’m so fascist.

    Y’all means fastest?

    Right-ee-O!

  7. frances snoot

    @ZombieApocalypse:

    One ringy-dingy, two blingy-ringy

    Hello? It’s the Harvard Corporation!

    Yes. Have you seen summers?

    It is summer!

    No, like summers.

    He was asleep around here somewhere. Caroline, dust off some of those relics in the ‘tea-room’.

    Yessuh.

    Those Kin-it-tees are so helpful! I’m sure he’s around here somewhere. Why do you ask?

    Just checking. I thought I spotted him posing.

    Like a sundial?

    Well, with pigeons. Yes. Is he cast yet?

    We’re writing on it. CAROL-LINE?

    Yessuh?

    Any luck?

    No-suh.

    Shucks. What did you need him for?

    Nothing special. Really. Just checking.

    We’ll keep the ‘proverbial eye’ out for him. Maybe he’s asleep again.

    Wouldn’t he snore?

    Yes, but he’s not the only one! It’s hard to differentiate when they reach their ‘laurel’ stage of evolutionary decline.

    Okay. Keep me informed.

    Right-ee-O!

  8. ronron

    freon thefts? fuck off. you need to carry a tank to extract it. plus freon has not been used for eons. this is like the bath salts bullshit.

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