To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of ‘-ize.’
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
Learn to accept you were born because someone fucked someone and thus allow sex to be accepted and not just guns and violence.
Figure out your nation is and has been as sick and twisted and evil as our little nation was. Invading, murdering and plundering all over the world.
See that you have been hijacked by banks as was before your revolution, and that every word that warned, from your founding fathers, of what could be, has become.
Amerika . The great divided and conquered. The empire has no clothes. Oh, and no gold. And no culture and is a big fat bully liar.
Wall street wins the election as we the sheeple pen themselves in for more debt, unemployment, food stamps, and a total reduction in asset worth as good ol Amerika prints to infinity.
TICK TOCK THE WORLD WILL ROCK. The end of the empire ?
The presidential fake erection.
Divide and Conquer.
The voters ruse.
Left or right.
“I’m better than you.”
Presidents change,
Policies remain.
The two headed beast,
The illusion of the game.
The shadow that puppets the puppets we vote in.
The banks back both sides,
And always win.
The lie of the truth,
The truth of it all.
The rigged politics of stealth,
Just bricks in the wall.
Democrats or republicans,
They just follow their nose.
And the stink that leads them,
Is where the money goes.
Romney, Obama, they are one and the same.
Puppets of the elite playing for fame.
Enjoy your battle,
Divided you stand.
Giving them their check mate,
To their ever wining plan.
The banks, The wars,
The corporate senate whores.
The warning from the forefathers
Knock on our doors.
Has the USA,
Had it’s day?
Will the voters ,
Vote it away?
The illusion of the game.
Who killed JFK?
The puppeteer,
War mongering,
USA shame.
Saxe-Coburg-und-Gotha
Hmm, weird!
I only have a problem with number*six.
*I can laugh about roundabouts and metrics with the best of them as I submit to the Queen, but driving in the wrong lane goes a bit too far! There would be nothing left of my self-respect!
The Joke’s on you America, The Crown has always owned you.
Well done, Your majesty. I also want to congratulate you for your country’s historical invasions of 9 of 10 countries on the planet over the last several centuries. That’s a remarkable achievement. (It seems the whole world’s speaking English now — pidgeon or otherwise.)
Reference: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2227705/The-British-coming-Over-centuries-weve-invaded-staggering-90-worlds-nations.html
Max,
You have been my “go-to” guy when it comes to financial matters. I have enjoyed you for a few years now so Thanks! Just a few days ago I stumbled across this guy Ed Chiarini who claims that you, Max Keiser, are one of three Sexton Brothers. One Sexton Brother is married to Jennifer Greenberg Sexton who Chiarini claims to be Tina Fey and the Truther Girl Sonia. One Sexton Brother is the Hollywood Mega Producer Jeffrey Katzenberg and the third Sexton Brother is YOU…Max Keiser. Now, I don’t know if this is true, even while this guy Chiarini passionately believes it, but I just want you to know I love you like a brother from another mother, regardless! Keep up the good work.
That’s just silly. What in the world would they want it for? All used up. Thoroughly polluted. Trashed beyond repair. And full of ticking dangerous artifacts. Well, ok. There is the Jazz and rock’n'roll. And Coast to Coast / Radchick and that gang. But, apart from that … ? Guns, doughnuts, tele-evangelists and shopping TV?
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin’ with the queen -
Doin’ the werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin’ with the queen -
I heard she was doin’ all the werewolves in London…
I’m cool with the July 4th thing, but we can still have fireworks, right?
I am all f0r it: deal!
Toodlepip America! Make way for bangers & mash and Boxing day!
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
“Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.”
That appointment would be Governor General, or GG. However, since the US will lose its sovereignty entirely then the correct term would be Viceroy. So HRH will appoint a Viceroy to the American colonies.
The most important one you forgot “Change the god damn navigation markers. Why on earth the USA and Japan have reversed the Navigation markers is beyond stupidity. Every country in the world has a standard system, except the USA and Japan. And the wonder why so many American sailors run aground for going round the markers on the wrong side.
Also why have all the taps on backwards and call them faucets. ??? Fix that too
Imagine the boost to the US economy if they did adopt the UK highway code? The car production alone would be staggering as everyone would be required to buy cars with drivers seats on the right hand side of the car. Then there is the massive employment from shifting road signs from one side of the street to the other and rotating them 180 degrees. She could be doing you all a massive favour here.
Sadly point no.1 has been abandoned in the UK so forcing someone else to adopt it is rank hypocrisy. Oh wait.
@ Pez~ Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses,
Or in this case from the Barrel of a gun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgrBL0zjYZU
Ah! NOW … we see the violence inherent in the system.
The fact is we are and have been under the control of the CITY. There are a few periods in our history when they were kicked out. Thomas Jefferson but that brought about the war of 1812 and Andrew Jackson.
‘yo momma’ will be herewith referred to as ‘mumsy’.
Well there are probably some who would welcome an alternative to the gang of 535.
It is a question of who is going to fill the void. As for her majesty I think she would have done better if she honored her coronation oath and up held the law of god and the gospels through keeping the politicos under her authority from playing god by making laws especially laws that make gods laws of no effect. Before offering to run america she needs to get the british common wealth whipped into shape first.
Finally! Some real leadership around here!! If only she wasn’t so Ugly!! I keep wanting to take a Hammer to my Australian Coins!! Ah well, at least I have my SILVER tea setting ready for her. (what was that little fork for?)
Thank God (and the Queen)
We are saved!
Now with the British Empire as our overseer we can learn how to not only loose all the wars our trillion dollar per year military undertakes, but loose all our colonies as well. Once they are all gone we can put the military budget into worthwhile things like free heart replacements for lifetime consumers of fish and chips.
That was quite funny I must say.
Sadly Lize baby is not a true sov.
The habsburgs and those other Germans are bitches of the banks – all of them I am afraid.
These Isles needs a French Fiat King…………….
A old Norman school Bad Bastard.
Tell Queenie and the royals to go f–k themselves.
Why did you put a picture of my Grandmum up on this site, Max?
one thing this election taught me – I can’t be around democrats or republicans
Hiya Queeny! Might I refer to your Highness as Lizzie the Deuce? Ummm, I don’t really care if you like that or not. To the point-
I’m okay if you absorb the US. Hell, Amerikans haven’t done a very good job here of late anyway. You could not possibly on a $3 dollar Vegas bet, muck things up any worse than they are now.
But, and I have to insist on this part, you’ll have to give over Tony Blair to the ICC to stand to account for war crimes and crimes against humanity. Do we gots us a deal? I’ll be a sitting here in the Sonoran waiting on the ‘Royal’ reply.
love and kisses,
donzo
The UK has became a gutless nation of politically correct wimps that are no longer able to defend them selves or the there country .And you want that for the USA . I am so grateful to Canada for allowing me to have a new home
Since the police will be replaced with Bobbies, they’ll no longer be able to carry firearms. That’s a definite win.
Re: “Well done, Your majesty. I also want to congratulate you for your country’s historical invasions of 9 of 10 countries on the planet over the last several centuries. That’s a remarkable achievement. (It seems the whole world’s speaking English now — pidgeon or otherwise.)”
That should be Pidgin English, you nitwit. More evidence of American barbarism–few of them can spell. Grammar mistakes are everywhere–as are American military bases, by the way.
humm were still here “your majesty” so think very hard and recall the virginia state seal we ment every bit of that. it had to have been a shock to see it again after all that work geting rid of it. did you like the redsign of the devices? we thought it was inspired , change the mace to “lady liberty” and change “foe” out for the royal heir “always thus to tyrants” may have been a bit over the top but “we will have peace” just was not cuting it any more besides you all would not let us have peace.
striking our original devices from the registries was kind of petty dont you think? put the”prostrate foe”back where he belongs he is part of your history going back a LONG long time
Idaho Silver writes:
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Know just how you feel.
Idaho Silver writes; If only she wasn’t so Ugly!! I keep wanting to take a Hammer to my Australian Coins!!
Know just how you feel
I can see advantages for the USA in this, but are you ready for the big questions.
“But will Camilla have the same pulling power as Diana”
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/national/for-monarchists-a-royal-is-a-royal-is-a-royal-20121102-28pni.html
pun intended
“…(You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)…”
Why?
The Oxford English Dictionary carries no weight and has zero standing in any western court, whether it be Article III courts or even fraudulent Maritime Courts brought onshore by the agents of “Her ‘Majixsty’ The Babylonian Whore” and Her forebears over the last two hundred years.
If YOU look in a Black’s 6th or a Bouvier’s 1856 and find Allodial or Allodium you’ll find a true and lawful definition of our standing.
That’s just one reason any notion of a Euro-trash Old Hag German Bovine and Her equally twisted younger sophomoric shit-for-brains subjects would actually make up such and utterly ignorant claim that neither achieves the slightest modicom of humor nor a scintilla of fact is straight from a bete noire.
Go back to something really Continental, that you know and love… like buggery.
Amen!
That would be progress for the former US of A.
This piggy opines HRH to visit North Dakota, especially in July. There are plenty of six-legged ladies willing to attend to all the little biting details in the mornings and evenings. Twice as nice as they say! Oh, and she can burn up the gas too. They’ll produce more from the Bakken. OINK!!
All I have to say to queen lizard is,”Buggar off.”
If she leaves her guard and gets close enough to the right people, she can be beaten like a slave before a napalm splash on. I do not have such authority, but in America, we dream of the day when queen lizard will be laid to rest. She has nothing on us. So much pain and life stolen for the greed of the queen lizard.
Since America has military bases in the UK, and not the other way around, I guess the jokes on you.
F u c k T h e Q u e e n !
Sorry US but Queen Lizard already owns your ass since 1934. If you check you will find that the US Inc. is an undischarged bankrupt to the Crown Authority of the City of London. This means all the assets including the serfs belong to her.
The constitution is long gone. It’s headed by “We the people”. This means it applies to common law. In contract/maritime law there’s no such word as people. It would have to be “persons” which represents a legal fiction which makes you an asset of the Inc.
Whenever you see a stars and stripes flag with a gold fringe you are looking at a flag of the US Corporation.
Just wait till Liz croaks…enjoy idiot Charlie and his horse.
I would add only one thing, ban burgers…fish’n'chips!!!
Mum, you can have your 13 colonies back. Your former serfs are very progressive and should feel quite at home as British subjects. We will be more than happy to extradite your other subjects – the “lefties” currently living around SF and Hollywood – back across the Hudson River.
….catsup but with vinegar.
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Catsup???
What’s funny is where I live you can’t even carry a pocket knife with you…they’ve outlawed those. As well as the importation of slingshots and other fun items. Forget Airsoft guns, let alone real ones.
God save the queen?
I hope she chokes, along with the banking cabal…along with the Pope (the same thing these days). Along with Will & Kate. I can go on. Perhaps I will. Perhaps I will……………………………
Need I mention she’s on our coins?
Didn’t do Canada any harm.
Vegetable peelers in full effect. You may carry a vegetable peeler with you. But only just.
13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
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Like that’s news to you, you old hag
Tell us who killed Diana. Mums the word?
http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/76/2012/06/03/112816_600.jpg
We celebrate July 2 on the day the Declaration was signed. Can we compromise on July 3?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrAPOZxgzU
35 years on and this still sums things up well. The lyrics sum up society, the band sums up the music industry. We still have bands that can’t sing or play their instruments except now they have autotune and backing tapes. Is Simon Cowell the new Malcolm McLaren?
I will have to ask my Boss, Merlin Hay, 24th Earl of Erroll, Lord High Constable of Scotland, Knight Marshal and Head of H.M. Queen Elizabeth II’s Royal Household Scotland (many may be aware I serve as Merlin’s private chaplain), and discover how well this joke was received! Max Keiser is a comic genius!
The British Monarchy is extremely tollerant of humor, even when it’s quite vicious and directed at them. One good joke deserves another…. Soooo, we will have to think of another. (In consultation with planet Earth’s ‘visitors’ that Her Majesty’s Canadian Minister of Defense mentioned in his farewell speech in 2006. Note well that he explained how the Time-Differential Field around our visitor’s spacecraft, was the main reason for the loss of our aircraft, that got too close when ordered to attack them! (on a ‘shoot first! ask questions later policy) We can engineer some extremely funny jokes, and THE PUN IS MENT! with Time Differential Fields that can extend a lot further than the small field that is required for Vimanaa and Vimuna space and aircraft. Our visitors technology is billions of years ahead of the primitive pseudo-scientific technology currently deployed on this small planet.
and here’s the rebuttal from the US.
SUBJECT: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland:
We welcome your concern about our electoral process. It must be exciting for you to see a real Republic in action, even if from a distance. As always we’re amused by your quaint belief that you’re actually a world power. The sun never sets on the British Empire! Right-o chum!
However, we regretfully have to decline your offer for intervention. On the other hand, it would be amusing to see you try to enforce your new policy (for the 96.3% of you that seem to have forgotten that you have little to no real power). After much deliberation, we have decided to continue our tradition as the longest running democratic republic. It seems that switching to a monarchy is in fact considered a “backwards step” by the majority of the world.
To help you rise from your current anachronistic status, we have compiled a series of helpful suggestions that we hope you adopt:
1. Realize that language is an organic structure, and that you aren’t always correct in your pronunciation or spelling. Let’s use your “aluminium” example. Sir Humphrey Davy (an Englishman) invented the name “aluminum” (note spelling) for the metal. However, in common usage the name evolved into “aluminium” to match the naming convention of other elements. In 1925 the United States decided to switch back to the original spelling and pronunciation of the word, at which point we dominated the aluminum industry. We’d also like to point out that the process of actually producing aluminum was developed by an American and a Frenchman (not an Englishman).
However, we’d like to thank you for the Oxford English Dictionary. It’s an interesting collection, considering that over 10,000 of the words in the original edition were submitted by a crazy American civil-war veteran called Dr. William Charles Minor.
2. Learn to distinguish the American and Canadian accents, and then we’ll talk about the English and Australian accent issue.
3. Review your basic arithmetic. (Hint 100 – 98.85 = 1.15 and 100 – 97.85 = 2.15)
4. If you want English actors as good guys, then make your own movies. Don’t rely on us for your modern popular culture. We liked “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels”, “Trainspotting”, and “The Full Monty”. We’ve also heard good things about this “Billy Elliot”. But one good movie a year doesn’t exactly make a cultural powerhouse. However, you’re doing pretty well with music, so keep up the good work on that front.
5. It’s inefficient to have a national anthem that changes its title whenever your monarch dies. Let’s not forget that your national anthem has an extremely boring tune. We suggest switching to that Rule Brittania ditty, it’s toetapping. Or maybe Elton John could adapt “Candle In The Wind” again for you guys.
6. Improve at your national sport. Football? Soccer? This just in: United States gets fourth place in men’s soccer at the 2000 Summer Olympics. United Kingdom? Not even close. By the way, impressive showing at Euro 2000. You almost managed to get through the tournament without having your fans start an international incident.
7. Learn how to cook. England has some top notch candy. Salt ‘n’ Vinegar chips are quite yummy. However, there’s a reason why the best food in your country is Indian or Chinese. Your contributions to the culinary arts are soggy beans, warm beer, and spotted dick. Perhaps when you finally realize the French aren’t the spawn of satan they’ll teach you how to cook.
8. You’re doing a terrible job at understanding cars. The obvious error is that you drive on the wrong side of the road. A second problem is pricing, it’s cheaper to buy a car in Belgium and ship it to England than to buy a car in England. On the other hand, we like Jaguars and Aston Martins. That’s why we bought the companies.
9. We’ll tell you who killed JFK when you apologize for “Teletubbies”.
Thank you for your time. You can now return to watching bad Australian soap operas.
P.S.; Regarding WW2: You’re Welcome.
‘Subjects’, the queen’s door mats, have lost their gun rights, country’s wealth (and gold) and prosperity, regulated by the UN, NATO fodder, soon taxed by a Brussels technocrat. Lost their self respect and country to Muslims (your ‘subjects’ remember?)
Hail the queen.
Soon you ‘subjects’ will have another ‘royal’ brat, ‘noble’ not like you, better than you, and you WILL support their luxurious lifestyles, fancy clothes, limousines, vacations and VIP functions with Kobe steaks and lobster, champagne, horses and carriages.
You subjects, find more work and pay your taxes.
“A monarchy is that which calls itself a monarchy”.
What would Nelson or Drake think, you having given up your right to bear arms? Oh, you say that was hundreds of years ago and things have changed. The ‘Art of War’ by Sun Tzu is still widely read, is 2,000 years old and still very much applicable today.
“A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have SUFFICIENT ARMS AND AMMUNITION to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.” — George Washington.
@L T P | November 6, 2012 at 6:42 am | She wont be taking over N.D. as it’s not a fuck-up-state like the rest . . .It runs it’s own STATE BANK , it’s budget is balanced or so I’m led to believe. . . . That would be THE reason . . .can’t make any $$ from it from it’s debt. . . although I’m sure being in debt can be fairly quickly organised (see, not that hard to spell correctly is it ????)
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz … about time.
Every US president is directly or indirectly related to a Plantagenet King, but in all honesty the US would have been better off after 1945 being run by Tudors.
It would be a smooth transition – little change, as both countries are controlled (and run into the ground) by zionists.
You cannot be serious! Andie Macdowell was suppose to a Brit character Oo I always thought she was playing a Yank. Haha.
Queen urges American’s NOT to VOTE.
http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2012/11/06/270729/58-of-eligible-us-voters-boycott-polls/
http://www.hangthebankers.com/90-million-to-shun-us-election/
Vote on PROP 37 – NO GMO’s
http://www.naturalnews.com/037858_No_on_37_criminal_fraud_deception.html
I still got an old fiver; when folded against an old tenner she looks just like John Mcenroe
@ SLA-m dunk in Oz @ Bruce @ jischinger
http://ia700400.us.archive.org/35/items/queen_177/fotomontagefahndungsfoto21.jpg
While cute, this commentary quite overlooks… just how VICIOUS the English/(British) are in their own right! When those English armies went traipsing across the (English) Channel to win impressive victories over vastly larger French armies (Crecy, Agincourt, Poitiers, etc.) the vast majority of English soldiers had only one thing in mind: rape, pillage, & plunder. Just ask the Scots, Welsh, & Irish. And the above is quite understandable, once you realize the English themselves, in times past, have been CONQUERED by… Romans, Anglo/Saxons, Danes, and Normans (not to mention various French armies, as when Isabella “the she-wolf” disposed of her husband, Edward II – yes, the beautiful, demure, hapless French princess in “Braveheart” was in real history “the she-wolf of France”!) – all perfectly expert in the various arts of violence and mass-murder genocidal rape, pillage & etc.
@ OlympiaLogger – wow!
@ QueensCounty – Speaking of “Saxe-Coburg-und-Gotha” her majesty is behaving much much like her NORMAN PREDECESSORS – ruling a conquered, humbled,and humiated peoples – than an Anglo/Saxon (which is to say, “AEnglish”) royal, who were constrained by the will of the people.
ironic! “popular democracy” is far more of a GERMANIC, Anglo/Saxon concept, than Christian, Roman, or British (although you’d never know it with the rise of Kaiser Wilhelm and the Prussian ruled German empire)….
has anybody ever googled the bankruptcy of 1933 . very interesting
Number 15 is DEAD WRONG any subjects that do not know the difference between a “MUG” and a “BEAKER” will never reach manhood!
A “MUG” is {even in KIWI} is NOT a BEAKER its a PUSSIE you asses! A PUSSIE is just a damned CAT!
@AC…
Yeah, so true, the Queen really does have a fantastic sense of humour…
http://trotskyite.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/queen.jpg
Captain Truth …seriusly dude…get some help. You’re sounding about three nuggets shy of a happy meal man. At least this Limey croaker has a sense of humor. (or humour) I mean, I may even agree with some of the ideas behind the rant, but take a breath…laugh a little…life is short.
Do we get the NHS? If so, I welcome our geriatric merritless overlord.
@Cunnington,
Congratulations brother, a post that’s actually right on point !
The deal is though, that the “serfs” are aware of the fraud and have waaay more firepower than “The Babylonian Whore Queen”.
In fact start looking for things like the fringes to start disappearing.
Take it as a good sign.
As an aside, does the Queen own Jersey?
I doubt we will have many royals, or lords, left, after the full extent of the jersey and north wales scandals becomes front page news.
Wikipedia sez: (And fortunately we can believe everything we read on the internet.)
“The island of Jersey is the largest of the Channel Islands. Although the Bailiwicks of Jersey and Guernsey are often referred to collectively as ‘the Channel Islands’, they are not a constitutional or political unit. Jersey has a separate relationship to the British Crown from the other Crown Dependencies of Guernsey and the Isle of Man. It is not part of the United Kingdom, and has an international identity separate from that of the UK but the United Kingdom is constitutionally responsible for the defense of Jersey. Jersey is not a part of the European Union but has a special relationship with it, being treated as part of the European Community for the purposes of free trade in goods.”
I know it is parody, But I would not put it past the inbred German , demented twit.
Slight problem with this, the US has always been a Crown (not Royal) corporation owned by the City of London. The City is a bit like the Vatican in Roma. The Act of Independence is for the serfs.
I’ve never understood the English. Take their tea for example. They heat a drink to make it hot, add ice to make it cold, add sugar to make it sweet, add lemon to make it sour, pour it in a glass, say “here’s to you”, then drink it themselves.
Sam…..absolutely hilarious….
Are those blood diamonds? Touch of mind control anyone? The point of freedom for the people will never be understood from a pointy system. I have seen people do just fine in a free life. Growing food, honest education not watered down and healthy lifestyle when left alone from the political circus. Lets look at the drug trade in your docs office. Lots of meds given to Brits population. I like the peoples English words over political words any time or day. A little shorthand never hurt anyone. I may not have any blood diamonds but atleast I like people for who they are with a real lovely smile, real tears, and a heart as big as the sun. No more paid off fake money, fake taxes or words to belittle life on planet. People can think for themselves if left time to grow and live with truth. Maybe down size you home, castle or palace for a more reasonalbe lifestyle. You do have a carbon tax deal going around. Maybe a one bedroom cabin with a pumping well outside for water and a small stove to boil water. You can grow your own garden in back. You have the horse and buggy so right on. Maybe I am wrong about your living arrangements you may live in a Hotel. I am not one to point fingers without the truth coming along. Very hard for myself to agree on many words when secrets are heavy. People in every country are wonderful they may not know it because of the mind control games.
my word, her majesty can spar with the best f them…
@jischinger
“one thing this election taught me – I can’t be around democrats or republicans”
Yes, this has become very apparent to me. They tend to freak out with things like facts and such. I try to be good at family gatherings but i usually can’t hold back for very long. They especially hate hearing about anything having to do with war or children being murdered.
“I’ve never understood the English. Take their tea for example. They heat a drink to make it hot, add ice to make it cold, add sugar to make it sweet, add lemon to make it sour, pour it in a glass, say “here’s to you”, then drink it themselves.”
Actually we don’t drink iced tea over here that is an American invention like English Muffins which we don’t eat either.
Hold on just 1 second.
Cant anyone see that this report is FAKE.
The queen has NO authority over America, and its rules.
The only one who has authority in America is the Us president (Obama)
so lets not falsely entertain ourselves or others with this junk.
@denis it’s call humor
I am all for it… Unfortunately the Queen did get one thing wrong which all Brits do… They think we are this obnoxious, ‘all about us’ group of people when it comes to baseball but the truth is… The reason it is called the World Series is not based on nationality. At the time of the first interleague challenge there was a newspaper called The World News who was willing to cover the event provided their name would be used… Thus the ‘World’ Series. By the way, if you think we are going to start watching cricket your highly mistaken… please provide gallons of paint for your US subjects so we can watch it dry… much more exciting than your 5 day draws!