Are your children hungry and acting like JPM executives; headless and running around in circles? Does hunger have you feeling Wimpy but unable to find anyone who will exchange a single hamburger today for a double payday loan next Tuesday? Then do what Eskimos have done for generations – chew on some blubber. There’s no need to travel because the London Whale delivers satisfying media right to you. Okay, who ordered whale blubber with extra cheese on their pizza?

And what better way could there be to chow down (or chew down) on that blubber with radioactive silver utensiles, courteously of US energy corp.. YUM!
http://enenews.com/gundersen-u-s-govt-to-allow-highly-radioactive-material-from-nuclear-plants-into-silverware-other-items-audio
@donk
Also, when you and the significant other sit down to enjoy a nice candlelight dinner the utensils will have their own unique glow to add to the mood.
@Kevin Eshbach. Nice…. and some after dinner dancing round the table.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x3VQ_yL_6w