In a Loch Ness-like spotting in the Swiss Alps, it wasn’t Bigfoot, but rather the increasingly un-rare two-headed Vampire Squid that was seen simultaneously giving and receiving interviews of itself on freezing cold balconies under the umbrella of those efficient outdoor propane heaters. The new HuffPo-Goldman partnership is able to maintain two perspectives in the single body of a media-banking-industrial complex organism. The problem of figurative third world entrepreneurs showing up for work while literally being hungry was finally resolved by the Huffington-Blankfein duality of nutritional uncertainty principle (aka the Piggs Boson). When hunger sets in, simply repeat the slogan “Snickers Satisfies” for the full Rosenthal-Collider effect.
Max Keiser
Financial War Reports
That will be HADRON. A Haldron is a beefburger containing traces of pterodactyl meat.
Indeed. Stand corrected on Too Bigfoot To Fail.
Blankfeins 30 million dollar house looks suspiciously like Goebels villa if you’ve ever seen it.