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Jamie is just like Tom Cruise
His business is simply a ruse
He’s having a ball
By risking it all
Like peddling hookers and booze

The Limerick King

Not quite as funny as the first one, but appropriate nevertheless. On a week like this, the MSM has mainstream America agitated and palpitating about bare tits and gay marriage. What else can be said?

As the world-wide economy slows
The risk inside banks no one knows
They fill us with lies
Then to our surprise
The Captain shouts out “Thar She Blows”

The Limerick King

JP MORONS: The Full Banzai7 Set Is Here